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@torchickentacos / torchickentacos.tumblr.com
Swiss wunk
Tangela -- Yoriyuki Ikegami
tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead
i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself
pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack
Pokemon Heritage Post
Two emails, four phone calls, a delayed DMV appointment, two cried-in parking lots, and several less-than-great phone calls with my mother later, I have FINALLY gotten out of jury duty for the next two years. dear lord
*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*
*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*
*no lawyer touches the case for me*
*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*
*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*
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CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT
Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant
Objective: Survive posts from Natalie rewatching Drew episodes (1/45)
I do want to say first off how I forget the larger context of these episodes. Like of course I've been watching TDE (The Drew Episodes) on repeat since I was 10. But he's only in like 10% of the show.
With that larger context...May only gets Beautifly 5 episodes before. It feels like maybe a week later, two weeks perhaps, from that evolution until she meets Drew. To see her go 'hey yeah I think I really want to try contests, I can't wait to nail my first ever combination with my newly evolved Pokemon in front of all my friends :)' only for the very first attempt of onscreen training in public is when this guy smells blood in the water and immediately goes to verbally kick her shit in? Brutal. He's a MENACE.
Dub: You've got no finesse, no moves!
Sub:
whose son is this come get him good lord
Dub he says 'Please, no comparison' but calling it troubling is so much funnier. This kid has has a vibe of 'made no less than 6 babysitters quit because they couldn't deal with his shit at polo lessons and knew arguing would make them look bad'.