accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

you have to hit rock bottom so hard that you almost die

Eeveelutions 2.0!

i love you forever my best friend in their 20s who i see only once in 5 months but every time we see each other it feels like an eternal love that only ever expands and gets bigger i hope we make it

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Reach for them. Let them guide you.

Caitlyn Siehl, from What We Buried; “In the kitchen”

[ID: Quote from Caitlyn Siehl. It reads, "I peel fruit and it is exactly like saying / your name, so I don't wash my hands / and I touch you until we both smell like tangerines." /End ID]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

huh weird.

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway.

i just discovered r/petfree and this is actually so incredibly funny to me

original by clairetablizo

@sepiamestus is this how it's supposed to be done

oh. oh dear.

uhm. yeah that.. that explains it.

Peace and love on planet earth 💕

hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)