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i will be the water for your thirst.

Open for commissions!

I have five slots available for late March! Email me at hannahlockillustration@gmail.com with what you’d like and I’ll get a quote to you. If you’re based in the UK and your commission size is small, I might be able to squeeze you in. I note if you’re in the EU, I’ll no longer be able to send the physical piece due to GSPR rules.

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literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

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tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

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Gimli: *trying to find Legolas mid-battle*
Gimli: fuck it
Gimli, yelling at max volume: SEVENTY-EIGHT!
Legolas, swooping past on large eagle: EIGHTY-FOUR
Gimli: there he is
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Gimli: I like Legolas and I’m pretty sure he likes me but unfortunately he is an elf and I a dwarf so we’ll never been more than like, work friends, you know?

Legolas: YOU WOULD DIE BEFORE YOUR STROKE FELL

Gimli:

Gimli: 

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