Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

double confirmed

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

you ever killed your own vibe by thinking too much

Anne Hathaway | V Magazine | April 22, 2024 | 📷 Chris Colls

should i make a part 2?

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

Showing me happily married kanthony is like giving crack to a toddler 😭😭😭😭

worst matchmaker ever...

if you're not getting finger fucked in a carriage on your way home from a ball after your crush sabotages your only marriage prospect, then what are you doing????

kate's gonna get anthony pregnant this season

what do you mean colin ravaged penelope in the carriage with pitbull as orchestral music background, they stopped at bridgerton house and he asked her to marry him but he still does not know she is lady whistledown?????