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Gluten Free Scum

@toxinsomnia / toxinsomnia.tumblr.com

Call me Natalie or Nat! || 24 || ♒ || She/her || Hey, welcome to my blog, and thanks for checking it out! I like to draw and will sometimes post art of OCs. I track the tag #Toxinsomnia
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Reblogged mod2amaryllis
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why don’t they make a baby pope.

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having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

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scratch that . better idea . make one of those dogs who presses buttons to talk the pope

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ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be pope

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Reblogged owlmylove
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

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Reblogged brobeckology
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the devil on my shoulder is telling me to Post a Take. i am gently ignoring them. let us all consider the humble indigo bunting instead

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