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beds a mess but so am i

what ever

oh fuckin look at mr moneybags over here

me when the crippling loneliness cripples me

thanks jackbox for calling me out because guess who was the only one to have the right answer for this

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

Yearning

made using the inspect element.

just because your area of study isn’t chemistry or anatomy doesn’t mean you’re any less of a mad scientist! mad astronomers are evil! mad botanists are fucked up! mad psychologists are twisted! all fields of mad science are valid!!

i like my men like i like my women: women

the reason why the minecraft movie is getting mixed reviews is because jack black doesn't sing "I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking minecraft"

You Ma'am are an inspiration to us all, that was truly some first class dykery there

i made this meme in a blind rage