If Thanatos was a girl

My dad was sorting through his wallet and the cat was interested in what he was doing so he started holding his cards down for the cat to sniff and explaining to him what they all were.

Highlights:

“This is a Costco card. You won’t need one of these until you’re older.”

“This a health insurance card. This where my mountain of pills come from.”

“This is a debit card. This lets me take money out of the bank. Money is not good for eating.”

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

please show us bugfaggot op please

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

i keep thinking about the graphic designer pride flag

it has captivated me

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

tags from @greenrose-witchdance

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

One time my mom and I were out shopping and she shows me this ugly fucking shawl or something off a sales rack and all I could think to say was “oh… oh honey, no” and she laughed told me I talk like an old retired drag queen and that might be pretty par for a queer guy but you must know at the time I was a catty 13 year old girl

I think a 50+ y/o drag queen and an angry teen girl could accomplish so much together though

You come back here with this!!

lighter note, I might make another black coded trans fem oc.

i drew a little bit of her last night lemme show

her name is Luna :3

she's an essential worker during the day, but local in the underground nightclub scene after dark.

(also selective mute) :3

I'm glad people like her here, I feel like black characters especially black trans characters don't get enough love.

Yes, absolutely, especially now in this era of shitty, fall-apart, fast fashion. Also, adding to this, I'll add info that I've found the most useful in learning to sew -

First off, there are three stitches that are really useful to know:

Further Tips (from a non-professional, so keep that in mind):

*Threading the needle is the most difficult bit, but wetting the ends of the thread helps.

*If you tie off the ends, you're going to want to use a double knot. I've also heard a backstitch can be used to hold the string in place, but when I tried that, it came undone so I ended up having to tie off the ends anyway (but again, I'm not a professional seamstress, I just needed to get the job done).

*You'll also want the thread length to be several times the length of the tear - like 4-5 times, even more, especially for a smaller tear. This is because you'll need more length to tie off the ends, and you'll lose half the length of the thread at the very start (I recommend double threading - both for strength and because I've found it easier to do).

*Pins help hold fabric in place and so are particularly helpful for longer tears, or holes requiring a patch.

🎤 yooou're so gaaay, i bet you think this post is about yoouu 🎶

Hey (with the intention of elegantly dancing together turning you into a vampire under the moonlight)

official vampire post