lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

Should we remain hopeful or fall to despair, Mr Kicho ?

Straight to despair next question

This is the vibe I bring to THAT function

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

Ohh look a cool rock bdbnwcehzvrh1j3d

Found that over at mastodon

hardcore satanist grandma called u a poser

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

world heritage post

This is 🚧 Not a salmon!

I don’t know what the fuck that is but it’s not a salmon. Lie not to me lest ye be judged.

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

world heritage post

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

Come with me on my MURDER TRAIN with its 23 KNIFE CARS and dead Italian twink

did you just label Gaius Julius Caesar a twink?

I don't know which Italian twink it is, I just know there is one on the train

Caesar was kinda a twink…

The Roman’s were like the Greeks in that they didn’t really have a social conception of the difference between gay and straight love, and so gay love was generally accepted. The one caveat was that for the Roman’s, a culture all about strength, you had to top.

Caesar didn’t top. He (allegedly) had a homosexual relationship with King Nicole’s IV of Bithnyia, and was called the Queen of Bithnyia because of it.

Caesar’s legions on return from Gaul also sung in their victory parade that, “Caesar got on top of the Gauls, Nicomedes got on top of Caesar”

Which is pretty twinky tbh

There was also the Curio quote “He was every woman’s man and every man’s woman” sooooo

Stares

I get this a lot too when I’m out in public

Really made me uncomfortable at first, still does a little.

I especially don’t like how men look at me sometimes.