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Mommy V 🩷

@transmatic-chaos

HEY YOU GUYS(derogatory)

Howdy! I'm V. I'm 33 and I've been convinced to do this Tumblr thing! You're all so very welcome. Uhhhh... I like coffee, I'm married and polyamorous. Which is amazing, I like to play video games and such and read, and I like to flirt! I'm a switch if that matters to you, but I don't usually get submissive. I like to make 'em kneel. If you know you know. And for the record? I am not shopping around for new pets. I don't mind a chat, but I've already got a wonderfully pathetic dog, and I don't need another one. 🩷

Also, my cashapp is vivikitty2319

Will post armpits or feet for cash donations. (20 dollars is 20 dollars, after all)

Minors and stuff absolutely should NOT be interacting with my stuff in any way. I'm a grown ass woman. Get outta here.

Hey, so I need some cash. And I'm pretty. Let's help each other out. You send me money (cashapp vivikitty2319) and I'll send you something spicy! You pick what, I've got quite a few!

Send me a message here and a matching message with your payment for confirmation. Looking forward to turning y'all on!

Anonymous asked:

can I see your armpits PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'll do anything

My armpits? Nobody's every asked to see my armpits before. This is new.

No, because I don't plan on posting any images of myself, but thank you!

Anonymous asked:

So like as a switch myself, I've experienced a massive oversight and misunderstanding in the aftercare of doms in the kink community, and I wanted to ask your experiences on it, if that's ok?

Oh I've seen it too and I think it's a damn shame. Too many doms, especially these days, seem to think they can just end a scene without bringing their sub down and making sure they're alright and it breaks my heart to know that they're not being taken care of properly. :(

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Me: Why am I so tired all the time?

Tiny Me in a pink hi-vis vest : *gestures vaguely at the country I live in*

Me: Oh, right. Gross.

"My daughter turned out fine"

Your son is touching himself because I called him a good boy and threatened to shove my cock down his throat

"My son turned out fine!"

sire, thine heir has "his" retinue scouring the land for a gender change potion and squandering vast fortunes on tales of love between maidens.

How do you prevent yourself from getting murderous thoughts when it comes to people

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Well, for me it's empathy and understanding. In general if I find myself getting too angry I try to figure out where they're coming from.

But if they're just being a dishonest person I laugh at them and then I ignore them. I don't have time for that. :)

Thanks for the question!

Thoughts I guess? Idk.

So I'm pansexual, gender doesn't matter to me. BUT there are several different kinds of EXTRA HOT people I am aware of. One of these is the Trans Puppy Boi. 11/10, gotta be one of the BEST genders. Oh by the way, if YOU'RE a trans puppy boi reading this? Hey, you're hot. I don't make the rules. Wait, I'm Mommy. Yes I do.

Sit~

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