top americanisms:

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

*plays stupid games* omg yayyyyy my stupid prizes! :-) <3 ^u^

Being insane but cognitively aware of how insane you are is a special kind of hell because you know that you aren't normal and you can pinpoint the behaviors that label you as other and make people kinda go quiet and twitchy around you but you can't change them or your neurosis so you're stuck in a brutal cycle of trying to emulate normal people and failing horribly cus you know in theory how normal people look and act but in practice you can never change what you are and everyone else knows it too and this goes on forever until you die

dinosaur jr guys talking to eachtoehr in the studio “i was thinking for this song we could do a mid tempo I-IV progression and i can use my big muff pedal” and the other guy goes “that sounds awesome. and maybe i can sing really bored on top of that?” and they both go “that sounds awesome.”

and then they tug each other off and get cum on the carpet of the studio and steve albini or whoever has to clean it up

me when i listen to music

keep getting beatles biopic casting aftershocks. george harrison receding hairline. not my george. #notmygeorge

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED