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im a proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half!)
strawberry-guy
not for long!
please its all i have
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Who told you learning can’t be fun? ABBOTT ELEMENTARY, 1.08
Source: thejackalhasarrived
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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning
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JoJo characters by Zodiac Sign + Additional Birthday Facts!
THIS LIST IS NOT COMPLETE because I went off profiles from the artbooks and some stuff from the wiki and was kind of doing it in a rush. If you find a source for something I’m missing, let me know!
I apologize in advance because there are some signs without any characters. It just means I couldn’t find any with known birthdates!. JoJo doesn’t give tons of birthdays officially. ANYWAY HERE IS THE CHART
Aries
- Jonathan Joestar
- Mohammed Avdol
- Koichi Hirose
- Giorno Giovanna
- Leone Abbacchio
Taurus
- Caesar Zeppeli
- Narancia Ghirga
Gemini
- Josuke Higashikata
- Enrico Pucci
- Weather Report
Cancer
- none known; if you find any, let me know!
Leo
- Noriaki Kakyoin
Virgo
- Funny Valentine
Libra
- Joseph Joestar
- Okuyasu Nijimura
- Bruno Buccellati
Scorpio
- none known; if you find any, let me know!
Sagittarius
- Jean Pierre Polnareff
- Guido Mista
- Yukako Yamagishi
- POSSIBLY Lisa Lisa
Capricorn
- POSSIBLY Lisa Lisa (her birthday is given as “sometime in December” which could be either Sagittarius or Capricorn)
Aquarius
- Jotaro Kujo
- Yoshikage Kira
Pisces
- none known; if you find any, let me know!
ADDITIONAL FACTS:
- Nobody gets to share a sign with Dio for certain because, thanks to his background, he doesn’t know his birthday! It’s given as, VERY roughly translated, “sometime around 1867 and 1868”. Welp.
- Do you wish you too could be a Dio kid? It’s a guaranteed possibility for those born between 1985 and 1988. It’s theoretically possible, but less probable, for 1989 and early 1990.
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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises
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getting a note on a super old post
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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation
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tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real
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I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge
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online i'm a loser but irl i'm a loser and stupid