Just FYI, no minors going forward.

I'm sorry, but this was the first thing that came to mind when I read that.

Y'know what fuck it this is the pinned version now.

Fire Emblem Feats

(Empress Lucina and Exalt Edelgard by Valee)

It's no secret that Fire Emblem: Three Houses changed my life back when it came out, and the series as a whole has come to hold some of that fondness for me. So, of course, I translated some of that to Pathfinder! These are a series of feats inspired by abilities in Fire Emblem- mostly from Awakening. I use these feats a lot in my homebrew; now I can post these monsters and prestige classes without worrying about what Tactician's Emblem is!

I feel it is important to know/remember that, in shipping Jack and Miranda, the correct order of operations is: utter disdain all round -> hate sex -> mutually begrudging respect -> friendship whose existence confuses both of them -> girlfriends. Other steps and details can be added to taste, but it is vital that this basic recipe be followed.

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Let’s settle this once and for all.

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

With stroke going on and everyone catching up on shows/movies they couldn’t watch

I highly recommend watching old OLD films

Btw there’s YouTuber that posts film noirs with backgrounds on actors, sets, and directors AND there are zero ads

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

god i fucking love language so much

Straight up cannot think of a single scene in star wars that is worse than Shmi's death. There's many scenes i find boring or distasteful but Shmi's death is rock fucking bottom in terms of storytelling. She's taken and murdered for a motive that is not elaborated on but simply implied through the abominable racial coding of the Tusken Raiders. We don't even know why she is dying except that she is in poor health due to nebulous abuse at the hands of the Tusken Raiders. The only reason she IS dying is because Qui-Gon ditched her to keep being Watto's slave because she wasn't as useful as her force sensitive chosen one baby boy. It's shown as simply an unavoidable personal tragedy as opposed to a systemic failing that they were kept apart due to the complete lack of care for her situation by the jedi order. And on a narrative level the only reason she's dying is to fuel her son's man pain and paranoia about having his wife fridged as well. She's a prop through and through and not even a delicately handled one. We don't even know what she DID for Watto. What did he keep her around for. It's never explained. She's just anakin's mom. And then she's anakin's dead mom. Because that's all she was allowed to be.

do they even do anything about slavery on tatooie

not in any of the films iirc

Outside of the films? Also no.

@justanotherhornycatgirl any insights from the star wars scribe?

schmi's death i think is the fastest way to summarize Lucas's liberal politics

he is deeply allergic to any systemic analysis of the world, everything must be the fault of individual manipulators and bad actors

the trade federation isnt bad, but nute gunray's greed has corrupted it

the republic isn't bad, palpatine has just corrupted it

tattooine isnt bad, the hutts and tuskens have just corrupted it

if you asked george why the sand people raid the tattooine settlers, he probably wouldn't understand the question, because his perception of the world is so strongly centered around the idea that everything that happens is a struggle between the things bad people just naturally do and what good people naturally do

Watto keeps her around because she helps interface with his best customers, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher

What do you think they’re dancing too? :] 💫

was looking back and s1 and 2, and kanan had such bright blue eyes wtf. they were so bright that he could only have them for half the show

kanan in the first two season of rebels