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i post random shit | english isn't my first language | 20

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

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mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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freckled-skyline

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

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rebvodkaramirez

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

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Reblogged

Hi. Sorry, i wasn't sure what your specifics were for requests, so feel free to say no.

I had an idea of skz members, either written as headcanons or as lee know or chan maybe, where they have a reader with they/Them pronouns but female anatomy.. get off on their thigh or something? Sorry, I'm autistic and have really bad anxiety, so I might be phrasing things completely wrong. Thank you, and I hope you have a great day! :)

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riding the edge

synopsis: after a long day, you seek comfort on Lee Know’s lap

tags: gn!reader but described with afab anatomy, smut, thigh riding, use of minho instead of lee know (as most of my fics probably are. is that a warning? idk), barely proofread

a/n: sorry it took so long to get this out—

It starts innocently. You’re curled up on Minho’s lap, legs draped over his as he lounges on the couch. His arm is wrapped around your waist, thumb slipping underneath their shirt and rubbing your hips.

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAA YES GOOOOOOD

i just went to a coffee shop and there was a line, and in front of me there was a guy who was talking (really desperately) to a girl (who looked like she was going to kill him) and the only thing i heard from their conversation was this

guy: I SWEAR IM NOT GAY, JAMES IS JUST A REALLY GOOD HOMIE

girl: BUT "HOMIES" DONT TAKE EACHOTHERS VIRGINITY

guy: THAT MAKES US BETTER HOMIES, WE ARE UNITED BY AN UNBREAKABLE BOND NOW

girl: *sigh thats just gay

guy: no it isnt

hey ladies calm downnn, one at a timee 😘😘

"when yall circle small but yall crazy" if youre counting me in that circle, it WONT be small, you also have to count the voices in my head!!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

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pussy drunk!felix

Felix is already so affectionate and eager during sex, but when he’s absolutely pussy drunk, he turns into the neediest, most desperate mess.

KABDKQHFKJWKFH pussy drunk felix AAAAA love this sm oh my gawd

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(video taken from my youtube)

please tell me y’all hear this too…i’m going crazy holding this in i need someone to yell with over the new album

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I have NOTHING appropriate to say I'm sorry!!!!

BOOMSHAKALAKA @luv2know SHWOHEKSH

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying,devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

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