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honeygirl

@tulpamom / tulpamom.tumblr.com

what you need to know is that I hate people

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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jamesspaderdidhavanasyndrome

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband whoโ€™s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

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quick-time-events

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing

LUMBERDRAC

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

when the jinx and ekko dance scene happened someone on reddit was like "I don't like the idea of Arcane happening in a world where France exists" and I think they meant the song breaks the immersion of a fantasy world but they phrased it in the funniest possible way

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I have some bad news for them about France and Arcane existing at the same time

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