Moment Of Appreciation
for 13 year old me. I'm going through my old notebooks and I found a thing from when I was 13 where I tried to sum up as many marvel films/series as possible in one sentence each.
Iron Man - Rich Guy Wants A Cheeseburger
Iron Man 2 - Rich Guy Gets Whipped
Iron Man 3 - Rich Guy Fights Orange With Potato (???)
Captain America - Short Guy Is Big Guy And Punches Nazis
Thor - Fix It Felix Fights His Brother
Avengers Assemble - Superheroes Fight For Sparkly Cube
Thor The Dark World - Jane Slaps People
Avengers Age Of Ultron - You Didn't See That Coming?
Captain America The Winter Soldier - Who The Hell Is Bucky?
Captain America Civil War - HIM THE HELL IS BUCKY!!!
Thor Ragnarok - Cate Blanchett
Dr Strange - People Get Bullied By A Cape
Guardians Of The Galaxy - Idiot Saves People With A Dance Battle
Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 - Idiot Saves People With Pac Man
Infinity War - It's Getting Rather Dusty
Eternals - Angelina Jolie
Wandavision - Romcom Horror
Falcon And The Winter Soldier - Homosexuals Have A Staring Contest Over A Shield
Loki - Lots Of Lokis, Not Enough Jet Skis
Hawkeye - Legolas Got A Spinoff And Retired
Ms Marvel - Nerdvengers Nerdsemble
She-Hulk - Are You There God It's Me Fiona
Thor Love And Thunder - Eat My Hammer!
Multiverse Of Madness - What
Black Panther - Research Purposes
Ant Man - Evangeline Lilly
Ant Man And The Wasp - Evangeline Lilly And Michelle Pfeiffer