I Will Die Your Son

what is the sims 2 even about brah/ref

asher what the fuck is an interpretive shitpost

was really tired one night and the brain was like "🧠 you know those shitpost compilations you used to do... yeahg but they weren't like. redraws or anything. u made shit up. call that interpretive shitposting" So we're back

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summoning the magician for help with the motel, got ms. crumplebottom instead. 😬

also tried my hand at a sims 2 ui-style tarot card. a little hodge-podge, but i felt like it was worth sharing.

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Byakuya! He is still my muse

‘The Chintz Sofa’ by Helen McNicoll, c. 1913.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

Something that’s awesome about tumblr compared to other sites is that we’re still passing around images and things that people posted on here upwards of 15 years ago like I saw this amazing photo on here earlier with only like a thousand notes and the timestamp on the post was like this time of year in 2010

Everybody is just on here sharing cool stuff that they enjoy and there’s no shelf life on posts here. I love that

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward

A pond is full of water lilies, frogs, bulrush, dragon flies, and lots of love.

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:

Dance this mess around, Robert Longo