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...and we all had a jolly good laugh

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himapapaftw

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

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theboywhofangirled

Wasnโ€™t expecting this

Iโ€™m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didnโ€™t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

i couldnโ€™t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

  1. involuntarily converted to room temperature
  2. cancelled on a corporeal level
  3. successfully transitioned into fertiliser
  4. rendered permanently horizontal
  5. sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

What kind of TikTok bullshit is this? ๐Ÿคจ

This is tumblr, you can say KILLED here.

Killed kill dead die deceased

Use the words. Thereโ€™s no need to jump through hoops to create metaphors. TikTok is dead

No no, I really do like โ€œcancelled on a corporeal level.โ€ Thatโ€™s a good one.

"sent to the shadow realm" is an oldie but goodie

  • Pining for the fjords
  • Metabolic processes are now history
  • Joined the bleedin' choir invisible
  • THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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