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I’m Too Fucking Pretentious About Naruto

@uchiha-gaeshi / uchiha-gaeshi.tumblr.com

Naruto blog with a concentration in Founder’s Era Studies \\ they/them \\ 20s-30s \\ pro-Sasuke \\ Konoha-critical
@chronically-insecure is my personal blog @shin-suusenju is a broke-ass bitch

~ Introduction Post ~

Last updated: 2025-02-27

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Right now, I'm trying to make this blog more Naruto fandom focused, so you'll find non-fandom posts here: @chronically-insecure. Unfortunately, you'll find people like @shin-suusenju running their mouths with shit takes.

This blog was formerly sasuke-did-nothing-wrong.

Note: If you have an empty blog (i.e. default profile pic, "Untitled", and nothing reblogged or posted), I might assume you're a bot and block you.

Also, if you're new to Tumblr (or still barely have a grasp on how to use this site), find some helpful posts here, here, here, here, and here.

~ Here are some things to know about this blog ~

  • Right now, I post/reblog Warring Clans/Konoha Founders' Era content, although I do dabble a bit in other parts of the Naruto fandom.
  • Since this also functions as my main blog, you might see a couple non-Naruto or non-fandom related oversharing posts
  • I mostly reblog things I find neat, and I often ramble and yap in the tags. I am over 18, so there will be a smattering of nsfw posts. I usually tag them as nsfw (#cw: nsfw) and/or nsft (#cw: nsft).
  • If you see me spam-liking your posts without a single reblog, that's probably because the posts are stuck in my queue. You'll hear back from me in 3-5 business days (or...weeks. Sometimes, I have enough posts in my queue to last at least 2 months).
  • This is a pro-sasuke, pro-uchiha, anti-konoha, anti-hiruzen, anti-danzo, and anti-hagoromo blog.
  • I change opinions as often as I switch outfits, so if you see a take you think is dumb, drop by again to see me contradict myself. I contain multitudes.
  • Don't be shy about stalking my blog and spam liking/reblogging!

My asks and DMs are always open! Just make sure to be a decent human being and we'll be good.

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~ A little bit about the person behind the blog ~

  • Name: you can refer to me as Nana Akua, Eugene, or UG
  • Pronouns: they/them
  • Age: over 20. Maybe by a little maybe by a lot 🤷
  • Gender: non-binary, perhaps bigender or gender fluid? You’d think I’d have this gender thing down after questioning it since the age of 14…
  • I'm neurodivergent (adhd)
  • I'm Black (Ghanaian-American)
  • pro-palestine, pro-lebanon (can't believe I have to say that), so if you're a zionist you're not gonna have a fun time on this blog
  • I've been into Naruto since I was like 6 (in hindsight, I don't think someone that young can really understand what's going on. Hell, you got dudebros in their 30s who don't really know what's going on, and also.... I'll just stop there)

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~ Characters of Interest ~

  • This is a blog that focuses on the Founders' Era, so this list includes pretty much every character named in the databook and also: Hashirama and Tobirama's unnamed mother (because who gives a fuck about those amirite \s), Madara and Izuna's unnamed mother, and Madara's unnamed siblings
  • Obito
  • Sasuke
  • Granny Chiyo
  • Temari
  • Tsunade
  • Comfort Characters: Shizune, Yamato, Omoi, Sai

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~ Ships ~

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Earlier, someone (i think hiruzen), said only Konoha’s allies come to the Chunin exams in Konoha (the others hold their own). So basically Pein is allying with Konoha no problem in Part 1…I wonder what he thought of the fact most Ame genin were murdered in this Chunin exams. Also Takigakure is a Konoha ally after all,,, interesting

i’m supposed to be doing paperwork but.

*holding his newborn son*

Hashirama: He’s so … so wonderful …

Doctor: Before we let you take him home, we have to give him a few shots.

Hashirama: … already? I mean I know it’s his birthday but isn’t it too soon for alcohol?

Doctor: Sir, that’s not what —

Izuna, bursting in the door: Whoooo! Time to party with my new nephew! Happy birthday little guy! First drink’s on me!

Hashirama: Well, I suppose just a couple of shots would be okay. No tequila though.

Doctor:

Madara, recovering in the hospital bed: Please hand my son back to me.

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At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

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