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what more do i need than kindness and pizza

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i fled here from twitter slightly before everyone else did
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“For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.”

— Carl Sagan, from Contact (via gilgai)

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human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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