Reblogged discount--dracula
i love poison omelette
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got some kick to it i tell you what
This creature ate a poison omelette
Kids these days can't even eat poison omelette and not complain
Back in my day we used to eat poison omelette and LIKE IT
Reblogged herpsandbirds
twisting and bitturning
Reblogged creature-creations
I made a theoretical peepy developmental tree. This might not be entirely accurate but I tried.
Reblogged evilwizard
The human body has over 200 bones. You may be wondering, why do we need all of this? The answer is, the skeleton.
Reblogged vampire-bat-boy
That's You by ungfio
Whatever the fuck this is, I love it!
This is peak art- if this isn’t what you’re aiming for… Wtf are you doing?
Reblogged passionpeachy
he needs it….
Reblogged vampire-bat-boy
vampire appreciators have two modes:
- it’s about the secret darkness inside you. it’s about not being able to tell if it controls you or you control it. it’s about the wrestle between who you want to be and who you need to be. the conversation between the gruesome and the uncontainable
- sexy guy bite neck sexily. biting
official vampire post
Reblogged pigswithwings
Reblogged category-five-autism-event
Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.
Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.
Bad news about the divine
Reblogged hobgobknowsbest
sorry i photoshopped ghosts and stuff into your wedding photos i just thought they needed a little action y'know
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👻 corpsecourse-of-course Follow
Have you ever seen a more obvious mortal pretending to be undead? “everyvone” Okay, just say you don’t understand how harmful the “all vampires have a Transylvanian accent” stereotype truly is. @_bitty-bat get your living shitting ass off of tomblr. fakefanger.
☠️ ghosted-ghouls Follow
and the way he censored “chr*st” in christmas… a real vamp would know that the word only works on its own
as if the name christie could harm us lmao
🧛🏻♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow
ehh i dunno, there’s kinda a difference between “christie” and “chr*stmas”
☠️ ghosted-ghouls Follow
doesnt the name christie come from christ too?
🧛🏻♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow
HHHHSSSSSSSSSSKKKCKKCKKKKSHSHHKK
🦴 boner-i-hardly-knower Follow
hey wait wouldn’t the X in xmas burn vampires and unholy spirits too cuz it’s a cross?
🧛🏻♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow
HHHHHHSHHSHSHSHSSAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSJSKJDJSKFKDKDJDJD
🫁 body-parts-human-hearts Follow
i know the op of the screamshot, it’s a vampire i’ve seen its fangs before
🧛🏻♂️ nosey-furatu Follow
what were you doing looking at its fangs hmm 🤨
🫁 body-parts-human-hearts Follow
fucking it?? obviously????
🧛🏻 bitty-bat Follow
ve have stereotypical transylvania vampire sex ah ah ah
🦇 unsound-familiar Follow
are we just supposed to ignore @_oldvampyaoi typing out burning sounds
