Eating my walls

By Tanja Askani

Wham, bam, bam!

my favouritest Guy. it's incredible how completely normal he is !

vaginal infections, utis, and extreme ph imbalances are no fucking joke. please wash your goddamn hands before you stick your fingers in someone

100%, and in case anyone was unsure - this applies to transfems who have had vaginoplasty/vulvoplasty as well! safer sex and hygiene applies just as much to neogenitals

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

The Sacrifice of Amadeo

tell me how you feel, beloved

insta • twt • prints

interview with the fem-pire…

show her i'm the judgement call.

people on tumblr can have my instagram but people on instagram cannot have my tumblr

low hp

sometimes you just gotta say "oh brother" and move on

He grows out of it right?