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@val-cant-read

Silly things are happening.
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

👍✊‼️✨🤛?????

👉🫵👏💀👍??????????

🇬🇧💗🌈🎊‼️

partying in england !!

📜🚵❤️🌈🦚

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

❤️🙏🫶🕯️🟥

???????????????? something about love. and red

🔥🐄🍁❌👍

Um

❤👍🐛🍨🌸

🔫🐝👍🎨🌸

I guess I’m killing someone and painting a flower with their blood???

💔🫵💥🎉🩷

The partying finally got to me…

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

I think Bill’s gonna make you lay an egg this summer

Not if I make him lay one first.

✨🌔🌸🏳️‍🌈🔪

ah yes ofc

be gay do crime

but with a hint of astrology

Not tagged but this looked fun lol

✨💫🔥🎵👍

I um

Fangirling over Wolfstar, Jegulus and music??

I mean it’s not wrong ig

⚠❤🦁✨🙏

Warning, Red Heart, Lion, Stars, Prayer.

Warning, a gay Gryffindor with Christian guilt? Sirius!?

(HC the Blacks being religious, because who doesn't like religious gay trauma, like I had, though not as shitty as his)

❤️✨🏳️‍🌈💀🙏

I’m gonna be gay and in love with my gf and then kill somebody and pray for forgiveness.

ah yes.

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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

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You know what’s so crazy? Trans people are taking their lives, having their rights stripped away, and being told they’re not normal, but it’s fine because the only reason these people transition and face insane amounts of hate and violence is to assault people in bathrooms and to transition your kids.

Wild how the world works.

Mother Nature

The end is far and near, it all lies in humanity's hands. You poison the air you breathe and pollute the water you drink from. You bite the loving hand that feeds you viciously and without mercy, and yet you beg for a world better than the hell of your own making. And so when your own greed consumes you fully and relentlessly, when your body rots at a pace your mind is not prepared for, when your flesh becomes soft and your bones become hollow, you will understand. You will understand how she feels, you will understand how it feels to be so viciously attacked by your own creation.

So when the Earth dries to dust and the trees fold into ashes, you will know you will not receive any more of God's tears to bless your thirsty ground, as he has already given you all one god can. You take and take, your gluttony and greed consumes your every waking thought, and yet you still beg? You still beg forgiveness from someone you have already bled dry? The only thing left to water the earth is humanity's blood as it seeps into the dust. Then, and only then, when man has fallen and Mother Nature has grown crimson red flowers in its name, will god weep. He will weep for His creation, He will weep for the world He intended paradise for you. And yet, even after the dawn of man comes again, you still take. You take. And take. And take.

I HATE CHEDDAR CHEESE.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE IT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR CHEDDAR CHEESE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR IT. HATE. HATE.

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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squirrels-soul-returnal

Unfollow me if you think the opposite

with my carefully curated posts (just messing abt with shit) and handpicked mutuals (everyone ive ever interacted with who followed me) im sure everyone will reblog thos… right???

ofc everyone will

if not I’ll find them and burn their house down /j

safe space for all y'all

well I use them so….

and yes!! 100%!

If you don't, I'll staple your skinless corpse to a wall (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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swift-of-corvids

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

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sashathegirliepop

flashback to when someone said this shit to and i legit just said thanks 😭 it keeps me up at night

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

enjoying disturbing jk rowling

proud to be disturbing jk rowling

good to know i've already reached one life goal

disturb jk Rowling :DD

i love distrubing jk Rowling 💗☝🏻

Great to know the fool is disturbed 🤨

Love disturbing jk Rowling

we love disturbing JK Rowling!!!

Disturb JK Rowling 4ever!!!

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Genderfluid Problems…

  • Being asked your pronouns and the minute long panic of “do I say all??? But then are they just going to call me whatever they see me as?? And I’m feeling masc today so he/him??? But tomorrow what if I see them again and it’s she/her???”
  • One minute it’s “shit i think I’m trans” and the next it’s “I’m cis and faking it”
  • not feeling “trans enough” for trans ppl but not “cis enough” for cis ppl
  • Wanting surgery/hormone blockers/HRT but also not wanting it
  • WHY CANT I SHAPESHIFT AHHHHH
Anonymous asked:

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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bro yes he did lol says it in my bible 649 times

transman christian/catholic here, firstly, thanks for sticking up for our rights even if you're not trans yourself, i appreciate you doing that and it means a lot to me, if not a lot of others.

i'd like to raise a counterpoint however, and obviously feel free to dispute me on this, but considering jesus asked his disciples to partake in consuming his flesh, would that not imply jesus bottoms?

incredibly important question, lets ask the internet

my favourite contributions so far to this discussion

I’m gonna ask my very catholic but very open minded cousin

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