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THE NAME’S BILL CIPHER!! YOUR LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL ETERNITY!! I MADE THIS STUPID BLOG AS A WAY TO POST INFORMATION FOR MY ACTUAL CULT-LIKE FOLLOWERS BUT POSTING NONSENSE AND THE OCCASIONAL ART PIECE GETS MORE EYES ON THE CAUSE SO YOU’RE GETTING BOTH.

I DON’T CARE HOW YOU REFER TO ME AS LONG AS YOU SPEAK OF ME AT ALL! DON’T USE SHE/HER FOR ME THOUGH I HATE IT

NOTE TO NEW PEOPLE: I AM NOT THE BILL FEATURED IN THE TV SHOW. THAT IS 46’\ BILL. I AM 64’\ . I KNOW THEY’RE SIMILAR BUT I WASN’T CHOOSING DIMENSIONS WITH EASE OF SHARING IN MIND SO IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS TAKE EM TO THE FRILLY FUCK UP ABOVE

IF YOU NEED A GOOD REFERENCE SO YOU KNOW WHAT IS AND ISN’T ME, OBSERVE THIS ART MADE BY MY FOLLOWERS. NOTE THE RIBBON AND THE VISIBLY BLUE EYE. NOTE THE LACK OF TURQUOISE WOUNDS. (SECOND IMAGE DRAWN BY @floralstorms)

DNFI/DNI IF: YOU POST ABOUT THE ORIGINAL REVERSE FALLS, RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN ME AND PINETREE, HAZBIN/HELLUVA, OR IF YOU DRAW ME AS A FEMININE HUMAN. THESE ARE MY RULES AND I WILL NOT BUDGE ON THEM UNLESS YOU’RE WILLING TO GIVE AN OFFERING OF SOME SORT.

SPECIFYING THAT REVERSE FALLS NOTE; ANYTHING THAT PROPERLY BUILDS OFF THE CONCEPT SUCH AS @inpatientofward222-willcipher IS ALLOWED. I’M VERY PARTICULAR YES CRY ABOUT IT

TAGS I CREATED ARE:

#CIPHERSPEAK; USED FOR ANY POST THAT ISN’T AN ASK OR UPDATES ON MY WORK

#CIPHER ASKS; PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY. ANYTHING SENT VIA THE ASK FEATURE GETS THIS ONE

#TIPS FOR CIPHERTOLOGISTS; ANYTHING I THINK YOU PEOPLE COULD BENEFIT FROM HEARING ABOUT

FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT SPECIFICS OR NUANCES I LOVE TO DEBATE

OHOHOHOHO YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL INTERNET STRANGER

WE SPED PAST IT SO I HARDLY GOT A GOOD LOOK BUT IT WAS PRETTY CLEARLY ROADKILL. COULDN’T SEE THE HEAD (MOST LIKELY CRUSHED) AND THE BODY WAS SMUSHED INTO THE ASPHALT IN THAT CLASSIC “HAS FACED A HORRIBLE CRUSHING FORCE” FASHION

MY ONLY REAL EVIDENCE IT WAS A RACCOON WAS SIZE AND GENERAL SHAPE REALLY. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG AT FIRST BUT AS WE GOT CLOSER IT BECAME CLEAR IT HAD THE FUR OF A RACCOON DESPITE HEAD AND TAIL NOT BEING VISIBLE.

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT EMOTIONS BUT I JUST SAW A DEAD RACCOON ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND I’M HAPPY NOW

I DO NOT CARE! IT’S BASED ON CONTEXT, REALLY.

IS SOMEONE SAYING IT TO MOCK ME AND WE’RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THAT YET? EVICERATION.

IS IT A FRIEND OF MINE OR A FOLLOWER THAT I ENJOY? WHY NOT LET EM TALK THE NICKNAME MEANS THEY LIKE ME

SAME GOES FOR ANY OTHER NICKNAMES IF YOU’RE CURIOUS. AS LONG AS THE INTENTION ISN’T MOCKERY/DISRESPECT I COULDN’T CARE LESS WHAT YOU CALL ME

EVERY DAY I SPEND IN THIS BODY IS ANOTHER DAY OF PHYSICALLY RESTRAINING MYSELF TO AVOID THROWING THIS KID DOWN EVERY STAIRCASE I SEE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE RESIST THE TEMPTATION