Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as things my friends and I have said except I literally forgot the context.
Percy Jackson: "No. I will eat him. Swallow him whole. Shove him down my gullet. You underestimate how much I need him seasoned, battered, baked or fried."
Annabeth Chase: "No, the stupidest thing I've ever heard is anything Jk Rowling ever said."
Jason Grace: (screaming at the top of his lungs) "WHO EVEN IS JEMIMAH THE CONQUEROR??"
Leo Valdez: (breaking out into song whenever the room is quiet)
Piper Mclean: (In front of literal police) "It's because I stole it."
Frank Zhang: (Standing in front of a very wealthy house in the middle of the poorest county in the state) "What? I'm not rich."
Hazel Levesque: (Relentlessly being bullied for looking like a horse girl)
Nico Di Angelo: "I know it's midnight and we don't live here, but I really want to go out in the woods right now."
Will Sollace: "How could there possibly be THIS many things wrong with you?? What the hell?"
Chris Rodriguez: (Spamming calls and texts) "HOW COME EVERY TIME I TAKE COUGH MEDICINE I HAVE VIVID NIGHTMARES OF BEING IN FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. I DON'T WANT THEM."
Octavian: "No, I'm really manipulative. It's gotten to a point where I don't even notice, but you guys should keep that in mind."
Reyna Avila Ramirez Allerano: (Aiming nerf guns stolen from a group of rotten kids) "JUSTICE!!"
Dakota: (Taking a drink of literally anything carbonated and visibly twitching uncomfortably) "Ew." (Drinking again) "Ew. Disgusting." (Drinking it again)
Mr. D: "Would you please STOP MAKING BABIES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RAISE THEM."
Lester Papadopoulos: "How is it that every time a thunderstorm rolls around I have a psychotic break? Like, I have a feeling that's not just anxiety."
Meg Mcaffery: "I always thought Unicorns would be fatter."
Luke Castellan: "Guys, do you think I have bad morals?" (everyone saying yes in unison)
Alex Fierro: (Only ever using hoe as a pronoun when talking about someone to their face)
Magnus Chase: (Being forced to eat an orange peel covered in salt after saying he was bored while other people watched and recorded him gag)
Austin Lake:(Playing Sailor Song every moment he gets the chance)
Rachel Dare: "You know there's a Greek word for that? That describes exactly what you are?"
Georgina: "Right Now my Mom's waiting outside for and I quote "Biker Bitch". It's like a fairy tale."
Rhea: "I genuinely, and wholeheartedly believe that MOST of the world's problems would be solved if all men got a decent pegging. Every world leader, politician, everyone." (Continues to debate this perfectly for twenty minutes)
Ethan Nakumara: "Guys do your parents have nemisisees?"
Litreysis: "My entire face hates me."
Blitzen: "By Peach do you mean fruit or ass?"
Hearth: (Signing slurs in public to his boyfriend while smiling kindly)
Commodus: (Harassing the guy dressed up as Santa by repeatedly smacking his fake stomach and calling his ass a bowl full of jelly)
Thomas Jefferson Junior: "You're only a whore mentally."
Mallory Keen: (Prank calling some poor woman and screaming random scottish as loud as possible)
Marcus: "I'm gonna boil one of them alive and make the other watch."
Samirah Al Abbas: (frowning in response to seeing her friend's scores on the empathy test)
Arrow of Dodona: "Probably cause I am in the woods. They thought I got lost."
Ella The Harpy: (Rewrighting Heather's as a Biden x Trump musical with other world leaders as the Heathers)
I'm tired maybe I'll do more tomorrow or never
this is beautiful
