he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

???????????????

Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

Kiss kiss

i’ve literally not stopped thinking about this

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

there is this special experience you can have where you read a take that makes you clock the author as 13 and then you hover over their name for tumblr to inform you they are in their mid-30s

hey man what if i cried

When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

It is.

Praise Vlaakith, your wits save us again, Astarion. Based on that one twitter post.

Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess

um maid. could you come urgently. i need my tummy rubbed. a tummy ache again, yes. from the grapes, yes.

I've got a lot of respect for smut writers. you write something incredibly sexual, it's probably somewhat of a look into your own soul, and then bitches are too scared to leave kudos of comments half the time, so it looks as though everyone hates your work. And yet yall still do it, and I love that