Sonic's burger store has recognized the strategic importance of America's drink infrastructure and implemented tamper seals to prevent your large Diet Dr. Pepper being poisoned by ISIS lone wolfs or seditious court advisors

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!

pepper tries to woo peach…..bonus episode

highlights include peach’s “….anyway” and pepper looking to me for moral support.

bringing this back because i think this video helped a lot of people to realise that spiders aren’t all that scary. after posting this I got so many messages saying they love pepper and that he showed them that spiders are actually pretty cute, so hopefully this will help any new people who happen to come to this blog now. ♡

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

ROXIE.

So is "Schedule Time for Flesh Prison" the last Friday in March, or always on the 30th? My calendar wants to know

So far it's been every single Friday, but I feel from an official holiday standpoint, the last Friday of March sounds most accurate.

Happy Flesh Prison Friday (official!)

becoming a wizard lawyer and immediately getting a client who describes themself as "the bruce springsteen of nonbinary liches"

what the hell happened to attorney client confidentiality

something about that one narrow staircase in Spadina station is deeply haunting to me, what do we think?

I think if those fluorescent lights flicker even one time I'm gonna invent teleportation and clip through the wall Bethesda-style at the same time and the noises will NOT be dignified

#I'm getting those stairs pregnant#stairs

bruh

We've had nearly three thousand votes since this morning HOW is the vote still so fuckin even what the hell

Executioner girl that when she lifts up her axe to behead you goes off balance giving you one last panty shot on your way to the afterlife

😢😢😢

love when all of my closest friends come together to like and not reblog a post and i mean that sincerely. you love me even when i flop. my unfunny cunt era. my forever eunuchs even when my rulings and decrees are made half-heartedly with a goblet of mead in my hand.

OH HO HOH A YUMMY SNACK? don't mind if i do...

something happening.

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

chess getting a huge update i see

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

i don't really get why it matters if he's circumcized or not