how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

you have to hit rock bottom so hard that you almost die

i hope this reaches the target audience:

hold on for one more night, one more day. appreciate all the little things keeping you connected to the world. tell yourself the end can wait one more day. see how you feel tomorrow. see if you can keep going a while longer.

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

i remember being at some lgbtqia+ group when i was at an all girl’s school and i was one of two trans people, i was the only butch or even vaguely masculine person in the room, and i said something along the lines of “i consider myself a guy who used to be a girl” and five minutes later one of my friends(if you would say that ig) went “yeah so he was always a boy, he just didn’t know it yet” about me. and i had to stand there like What Did I Just Say. Can Anyone Hear Me

now i make posts like “sometimes trans men used to be girls and sometimes trans women used to be boys and it’s ok if we think about it like that” and everyone immediately acts like they want me dead

a wise decision

wait what did you do with the child

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

And now for something completely different. I'm replaying Legend of Dragoon again, so here's an Attempted Shirley.

(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.

History and related historical professionals straight up not having a good time right now.

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

hey your weirdo war surgeon fucking bit me

This was hands down the funniest part of the campaign. Savathûn grabbed us by our naughty little ankles and swung us out of her throne world like a shot put. And then we made an impact crater.

Pre!explosion Caleb doesn't tell mc about his feelings cuz he thinks that they have enough time in the world and post!explosion Caleb doesn't tell mc about his feelings cuz he knows that he doesn't have enough time.

posting this for no particular reason

I'm gonna be real explicit because some of y'all are dumb as rocks. If we don't pay for their overpriced bullshit, they will have to make it be more reasonably priced bullshit. Do not buy $70-$80 video games. Don't fucking do it. I don't care that you own every Mario kart and Mario party and Zelda game and that's what you base your personality around. You're gonna have an identity crisis for like 2 months and then they'll lower the prices because we all did good and didn't buy them, and then you can have your favorite piece of shit game, ok?

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

the wemther brothers

You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats