did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

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Educate yourself on why you can be turned away.

There are only a few things that you can legally be challenged on.

Not a citizen, felon who hasn't had rights restored, and don't live in the voting precinct are the major ones I would expect.

You CANNOT be challenged as a non-citizen solely based on being an ESL speaker or having an accent and you should immediately call the Voter Protections Hotline if that happens.

If your state does Election Day registration you can't be challenged simply for registering on election day.

If anyone tries to challenge you for something that is not an approved challenge (Look up Poll Watcher rights in your state, this will vary and I don't want to overspeak) call the Voter Protection Hotline, call your county elections office, don't leave without casting a ballot, and insist as much as possible on casting an official ballot. Be calm, be polite, but know your rights and don't back down.

Officials at your polling place should give you a printout or instructions on what you need to do to cure your ballot and the deadline for doing this. DO NOT leave without written directions on exactly what you need to do and where you need to deliver this information by when.

The ONLY thing that can not be cured is voting at the wrong polling place. This may vary by state, but in many you MUST vote at your correct polling place, so double check that before you go, and try to vote early enough that if you do end up at the wrong place you can make it to the correct one before polls close.

i want someone to edit that pic so the tea teru is pouring is completely missing the glass

sometimes if you want something done you have to do it yourself

Draw your character missing the glass

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

Me looking directly into the crotch of a Fromsoft Boss desperately trying avoid their hit box

Lets sing a FUCKING song

Sing with you ……..?

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Yes… yes….. i think… yeah…. next time i WILL sing with you….. we’ll sing.. together!

Boston is such a fake fucking location. I'm trying to help my Floridian dad get on the right subway line over the phone, and just had to say the sentences, "Don't go to Wonderland! You want to take the one going away from Wonderland!"

Official Post of Massachusetts

REAL!!!

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ph. Morgana Pozzi.

"Moderation is a concept that I do not understand…"

"EUROPE HAS FALLEN" *posts video of incredibly dope looking business*

Be still my heart

upper class californian Yankee who's convinced 100k usd/year is "middle class" voice: um we literally never learned that, the american private school system sucks

"um op yank is for people from-" obviously private school never taught you that you're all Yankees to the rest of the world either

In the last 7 days we've gone from 6 to 13 to 40 to IDK how many confirmed cases of covid at the Olympics, and y'all still wanna tell me "the pandemic is over". Stupid, careless, eugenicist cunts. I'm killing you with my mind.

The number of athletes who have been allowed to compete while suffering from an acute covid infection is astounding. We learned how to live with a pandemic and then forgot everything for the sake of a false sense of normalcy.

Okay, carry on.

friend ya gotta post the other pictures too

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today I discovered Anne rice’s son’s tweets through twitter. im like this is exactly what I should have expected

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

They were so in love here 😍

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the beach boys were right. it would be nice