"using being transfem as a shield" WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN DIPSHIT GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE GO TALK TO A SINGLE TRANS WOMAN IN A WAY THAT ISN'T YOU BEING ACCUSATORY OR CONDESCENDING TOWARDS HER. FUCK YOU TAR PIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Tomorrow @ 6pm Eastern, it's time to go back to "WORK", so i can do my "TAXES"
my friends and i have much fun planned (Lethal Company, Different Lethal Company, and Others Too) & some little souvenirs for u also.
see u there @ my twitch channel here
dwarf fortress fucks so hard. my current fort has an occasional patron who is an 86 year old owl lady named 'the frozen one' who spent the first couple of years just perching in trees and watching my dwarves. a two headed fire breathing ettin came to lay siege to the place before I had a proper military established, and while I was freaking out trying to lock doors she just. floated down and tore him in half. when I checked her inventory, all she had was a plain brown dress, socks, shoes, and a pair of gloves. she just ripped him down the middle like a phonebook with her bare talons.
later while checking out other visitors I discovered that almost every bard in the fortress had been her apprentice at some point. eventually she came inside to check out the taverns, and now she just sits around watching performances and getting into arguments about them, feeling nothing. I love her so much.
"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.
<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>
PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me
thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water
you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls
Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday
he’s on his way
its happening
Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality
This post inspired by how Genis in Tales of Symphonia canonically uses a ball and cup toy (kendama) because he's a kid
But because everyone in the game also gets an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ancient Weapon, the game has to find a way to make an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ball and Cup Toy. You know. For evil children.
