Fifteen Letter As

i do think the fact that twitter lets you know when a post you liked has been community noted is a good thing. it is a reasonable and helpful feature. However, more importantly:

it is sometimes also very funny<3

don't need a little padlock or anything on my diary because my handwriting sucks so bad it is incomprehensible to even me💯

if tumblr dies you can find me on the super mario wiki

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

It's free slug

"New York Style" cat scratching towers. Never forget playtime

Hijacker got stuck, America wins

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

they should make it easy to just get up and do tasks instead of sitting for an hour thinking about needing to do tasks

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000-2006) S01E01 - Pilot

THE PILOT??

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

tumblr will never be the next pdf at this rate

It turns out if you write an overcomplicated leadup to a fairly mundane anecdote in the tumblr register, you can very easily get complete strangers saying "posts that have 10k to me".

Who are you people?

they are once again making me write emails. and for what

So you can write even more emails

FUCK!!!!!

A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.

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