god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

funniest thing about this post is how small yet dedicated the fanbase for it is. 71 notes and all of them are the same 5 people. anja's whole blog layout is dedicated to it. i feel as though this is what people mean when they say our time here isn't defined by how many lives we touch but the quality of the impact we have on a few. this joke may not have one million notes but it has changed the lives of like 5 people and that's worth more

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

what in the world makes sleepover giggles so potent. its awesome

helpful annotation. the answer was right there all along

WOAAA... yay

YAY!!!

what in the world makes sleepover giggles so potent. its awesome

helpful annotation. the answer was right there all along

tge long one

probably

what a beautiful dialogue. so wonderful that the internet connects us across the world so things like this can happen ❤️

tge long one

now look what you've fucking gone and done

:/

god i love homestuck so much i should reread it

target audience

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

making a collection of factually accurate lyrics about water

i always thought it was funny how one of the reasons lumon fired cobel was because she was “spending time at the house of mark scout’s sister” but then they were also like. that’s a great idea though.. let’s start doing that. and immediately had natalie start spending time at the house of mark scout’s sister. but apparently stealing her ideas is just their whole thing

my awesome birthday potato bake !!!!!!!!!! fuck yeaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!

TWEN TY

they are sending my ass to the mines to whip cream by hand

guy who chose to make a cheesecake knowing full well he owns no mixer:

well theres no point me buying one because i like to mix everything else by hand. what am i going to do buy a machine just for cream? the cream machine?

i can't help you if you refuse to help your self