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I have a backup of @msexcelfractal from June. If I don’t have my blog back in a week, I’ll start posting my old art here.
It turns out I had email notifs on for new followers this whole time. So I can find my moots <3 readding you all soon
If you have a big twitter, please consider interceding on my behalf with tumblr staff? I hear they respond faster to tweets.
Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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ok? and the human body is 60% water, so who am I to throw stones from my glass house?
Speaking of, I can't even jack off no more in my glass house. Not unless I want the whole neighborhood watching, and watch they do. They come to my front yard in front of my glass house and they tailgate my damn jack offs. And I don't even know it, because I'm so in the zone porn-wise until uh, the smell of hickory smoke wafts in my window. And when I say my window I mean my house cause its all one big goddamn window. And I cant cum after that. I just get hungry. But I can't go out and have none of the ribs they're barbecuing cause they think I'm gross. oh, I'm just a spectacle to them. A nasty little circus freak. so you know what, Nutella? you're fine. I'm the problem. As per usual.
I think in twenty years I will have the tastes and interests of a normal thirty-year-old. I spent seventeen years living under a rock, so this is me catching up.
Favorite tv: children’s fantasy/adventure
Favorite band: blink 182
Favorite books: i read amateur fiction online
Maybe some day I’ll like sophisticated/prestigious things. I’ve only been human for like six years, so I’m not too worried.
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
@nidfin42 submitted: (Location, Ohio)
We get these all over our house every year around spring for as long as I can remember. I usually see them around my windows, but sometimes they decide to fly around and land on me.
I am 75% sure these are carpet beetles but I'm seeing a lot of variation in their color and pattern, so I'm not certain
They are indeed varied carpet beetles! Adults are nectar feeders but tend to wander indoors in spring to find somewhere to lay eggs. Their larvae eat animal fibers and dry pantry goods, so can sometimes be destructive.
Your friend and mine, the carpet beetle! I met one just this afternoon:
cha cha real scared
