big thanks to the bisexuals

stupid bitch on the stupid bitch website at 3am

this is all cause i drank a coffee at like. 4pm

this man is the one true ally

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

CC:

Brother: What does the order mean?

Person filming: They/she?

Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?

Person filming: They- they more than she.

Brother: Oh god

[laughter from the person filming]

Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?

[more laughter]

Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?

just hurt my thumb taking off my pants. didn't even know you could do that

if the tranny doesnt feel loved she will put up with it because what other fucking choice do i have. i mean she.

you've sneefed your last snorf

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY SNORFER!!!!!1!111!!!

what the sneef???? no snorfer here?????

congratulations on 2000 snorfs sneefed

I must continue..

keep on keeping on o7

always

Or you could not

or I could

3000... the work must continue

road to 10k Bay beeeeee

I will legiterally kill your entire ass

I will actually shit your whole pants I swear to god

I will alphabetize your organs

I will fill your lungs with beef stew

another

past 4k!

I hate all of you

im so proud to have you guys with me on this journey.... this sneefless snorfpocalyse cannot be contained. 10k is easily in our grasp. Sneefspeed my friends

I am going to kill every single one you with a brick

sneef snorf got my reward :3

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY LETS GET SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFING

@autism-georg sup mothersneefer :3

( @keenkryptonut i am sending this from the past because i'm already out of reblogs and will be asleep when this posts. you know what you must do.)

THE POSTS HAVE RETURNED THE QUEUE MUST BE FILLED SNEEF FOR THE SNEEF GOD

What have you done

oh shit thanks @online-silkmoth lemme get back at it

Or you could not have reblogged at all and avoided contributing to my misery :/

I am going to invert your ribcage.

sorry bud. be less funny next time

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

@keenkryptonut

god give me strength (tummy ache)

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

musicing

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

top tier comedy

Apparently according to my physics professor, everyone in the department gets around 1 email a month from someone like this, explaining their crackpot theory as to something. Normally it’s nonsense but apparently when he was in school, his professor received a letter from some mechanic, who had, largely independently as this was 1960s Georgia(the country), rediscovered general relativity. The professor was so impressed he went and bought the guy basically every physics textbook from undergrad to graduate level and gave them to him.

guy i saw on train today

i found it. it's real

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified”