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sarah | 25 | they/she/he | genderfluid lesbian | once described as “full of whimsy and also kinda frightening!” which tbh can’t be beat

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I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!

quick life updates with sarah because it’s been a hot minute

school stuff

  • i’m set to graduate spring of 2026 with my bachelor’s!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit i will actually earn a university degree. so proud of myself.
  • after changing my minors twice in one year, i am officially earning BS in sociology with double minors in environmental studies AND peace and justice studies
  • interned last semester in the field of social change, specifically learning and teaching about policy & governance as a pathway of change. i got to meet the director of my university’s policy institute, my county clerk (oversees voting tabulation), the DIRECTOR of the US CENSUS BUREAU, and a global communications officer from the UNITED FUCKING NATIONS. one of the coolest experiences of my life
  • right now, i’m writing a paper on the necessity of legal personhood for nonhuman natural bodies, researching the IRA and the Troubles, and making a presentation about the three branches of relationality in sustainability (ontology, epistemology, and ethics)
  • i am genuinely in love with what i study I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH
  • hoping to attend grad school in sweden. i deadass dream about decorating my student accommodation there. i want it so badly

work stuff

  • i hit my one year anniversary at my current job!!! after spending 2.5 years job hopping bc the corporate world is hell, it’s genuinely reassuring to know i CAN hold a job when it’s not fucking miserable
  • working in a library is exactly what i’ve always hoped it would be. i see So Many Books. i will never read all the ones on my wishlist and that’s exciting and terrifying simultaneously
  • i now have! regulars!!! who know me!!!!!!!
  • made an instagram reel with a coworker for the official work account and it got 20,000 views. pretty proud of that

dog stuff

  • hammy is still alive and kicking! well, alive and snoozing. he’s turning 9 next month. he’s got a heart problem BUT it’s pretty well-managed. he still goes for two walks a day, plays tug and fetch, and cuddles a lot.
  • hammy is in desperate need of a bath. he smells So Stinky. but he’s getting groomed in two weeks so we might just put it off until then
  • this morning, he let me roll him over for belly kisses T.T i love my little guy

personal stuff

  • i’m back on my MCU bullshit in fanfic
  • speaking of fic, i’m actually starting to write some!!!!!! one of my goals this year is to publish on AO3 and be proud of it :> currently juggling WIPs for MCU spiderman, ATLA with a zuko focus, and mayyyyybe some epic: the musical Telemachus stuff
  • i’m out as nonbinary to ALL of my family!!! and out specifically as genderfluid to my mom!!!!!!! i didn’t think i’d see the day. shoutout to my brother for doing his very best as a born-and-bred mormon boy, he’s trying
  • really into lemon basil rice lately
  • i have???? friends??????????? i’m not used to having multiple IRL friends that want to hang out with me. it’s so nice
  • for someone that doesn’t have their ears pierced, i’ve amassed 30 ish pairs of earrings. i’ve discovered the most comfortable clip-on hoops on the planet. i am unstoppably cute with my earrings these days

wheeeeeee i’m genuinely so pleased with myself and the live i’m cultivating and the ways i spend my time!!! maybe the real life is the laugh and love we—actually nevermind i hate writing that out

"In a major move for rivers up and down the land, last week it was announced that Sussex’s River Ouse is set to be granted its own rights. 

A new charter that has just been approved by Lewes district council officially recognises the Ouse as a living entity. Based on the Universal Declaration of River Rights, the charter gives the waterway eight rights, including the right to flow, to be pollution-free, to have native biodiversity and to undergo regeneration and restoration. 

The decision to give the Ouse legal personhood was actually made two years ago when the council passed a rights of river motion. In the two years since, the likes of Lewes district council, Environmental Law Foundation, Ouse and Adur Rivers Trust and Southwood Foundation have all worked together to create the charter. 

Matthew Bird, director of the Love Our Ouse campaign, said: ‘This is a momentous moment for the river and goes some way towards recognising that the river is an entity in its own right and that its voice needs to be represented in decisions which affect it. The river faces numerous challenges including pollution, climate change, over use and development.

‘The Charter provides a common framework through which to address these challenges which we hope the other major stakeholders on the Ouse will feel able to endorse. We hope Lewes District Council’s decision to support the Ouse Charter will encourage communities throughout the UK to pursue charters for their local rivers.’

Emma Montlake, co-director of the Environmental Law Foundation, added: ‘By supporting the Rights of Rivers, Lewes District Council has set a precedent that could transform the way we safeguard our rivers. The River Ouse is an essential part of the region’s ecosystem and cultural heritage—this decision ensures a better future for the River’s health and protection.’

The charter isn’t actually legally binding just yet. The next stage will involve working with statutory agencies, communities and landowners along the river to make sure that that the new rights are implemented."

-via TimeOut, March 3, 2025

Note: This is part of the broader Rights of Nature movement, and I believe the first natural body to be granted personhood/rights in the West. (Let me know in the comments if there have been others!) It's a whole new paradigm for how to view nature - and grants us a new set of powerful tools for legally defending nature from degradation and pollution. In other words, this is pretty exciting. Read more about the Rights of Nature movement here and here.

Natural bodies with legal personhood in the West predating the Ouse cos your comments were off: Te Uruwera (2014), Te Awa Tupua | Whanganui River (2017), and Taranaki Maunga | Mount Taranaki inclusive of the surrounding peaks and national park (end of January), all in Aotearoa New Zealand. Te Uruwera and Te Awa Tupua were the first and second natural resources in the world to be given legal personhood, the latter of which is actually mentioned in your second Rights of Nature link.

Thank you! First in Europe, then, it sounds like would have been much more accurate. I'll edit the original post.

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

You are offered $20,000. In order to get the $20,000, you have to listen to the album chosen by the wheel from start to finish in one sitting. No breaks, no turning down the volume, no taking off the headphones. You have to listen to the album in its entirety.

No "I don't know this album" option, search it up yourselves and listen for a few seconds, expand your media diet

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ghost-punk

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

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sordidfantasy

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

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spooksoline

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

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spooksoline

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

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cumsoline

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

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cadavatar

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

  1. I can’t believe someone scanned a poptart
  2. The conversation above made me laugh so much! XD

Okay I just discovered that the above conversation is why the picture I posted of a poptart when I was 14 got 170,000 notes

One 2015 study found that just seeing fat men more regularly increased attraction toward them in women who date men. The politics of desirability are shaped by who we are allowed to see as desirable, which is in turn shaped by who we are allowed to see.

Totally, ever since being on tumblr my beauty standards and attraction have changed radically

Okay, this is it, this is your notice, its time if you haven't already, delete your account, delete your X account now, stop what you are doing and delete it, delete the app from your phone, now.

X serves the political interests of one man, Elon Musk

get off the Nazi app, don't use the Nazi app.

If you use a Nazi app, where only Nazis and Good Germans are allowed, guess what that makes you?

Also "liberal echo chamber" Facebook lol. You mean the same Facebook which censors every post I put up of P01135809's mugshot, falsely labels them AI-generated, and moved my content lower in the feed as a result?

Remember when Nazi Musk claimed to be a "Free speech absolutist"?

Get off the Nazi app. And pressure advertisers and creators to do the same.

Solidarity against Fascism. Do your part. The time is now.

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