@vivalawiva / vivalawiva.tumblr.com
Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either
Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?
You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail
I will continue stitching colour wheels until I am stopped. Blackwork embroidery on 14-count Aida.
This one uses just seven thread colours (six for the fills, plus white for outlines). Each section has a 3-part gradient on a bit of a curve, which was a bit different to design, but no harder to stitch than my earlier 2-part gradients.
Pattern here (my site) or here (Etsy).
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
hey girl you’re so. the papery substance they put between the slices of packaged cheese so they don’t stick together
Smooth? Fragile? Unaffected? Translucent? Well-suited to a function? Purposeful? Disposable? The implications. This is poetry
I was thinking more “something I didn’t appreciate enough at the time but I sorely miss when it’s gone oh god oh shit the cheese is crumbling apart and a mess and was worth at least six dollars why would they discontinue the cheese liner design anyway”
POETRYYY
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing
learning new things about the german rail system today
This was exactly what happened to me when I posted my cute tattoo of a caterpillar playing saxophone in the r/Jazz subreddit and I was massacred for being a poser, I was having a bad day already and the backlash to my post was so unexpected I deleted it and left the community, I'm not ashamed of my tattoo or anything, I was just too sensitive and anxious about my own life to be roasted about such a small thing by strangers (and they were validating each other in the replies) I was confused, how do that people could not realize what a weird reaction they were having to such a small thing... funny thing is I haven't listen to jazz ever since
Don't let those weirdos discourage you from a beautiful art form such as jazz. They'll have a rude awakening once they have to communicate in real life with people or stay festering in a Reddit hellhole.
Thank you for the kind words, I saw you were interested in seeing the tattoo so here you go, those were the exact same pictures I posted on reddit, it was done by a professional using the stick and poke technique, so there was no machine involved, hope you like my little jazzy caterpillar!
Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
The amount of terfs I blocked on this post, that complained about the fascist part is very telling.
Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.
So very crash!
Who’s going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
Just gonna leave this right here for you OP @sadguysontradingfloors
Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium
All of us when we realize this is the official Pokemon account
