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Sweetest Thing to Ever Scare You

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27. Ambi. She/Them

The year is 2015. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the PlayStation 4 to sell more PlayStations 4. Sony will proceed to sit on the IP and do nothing with it for the next ten years.

The year is 2025. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the Switch 2 to sell more Switches 2. Nintendo will proceed to sit on the IP and do nothing with it for the next ten years.

The year is 2035. FromSoftware is making a gothic horror themed game with heavy theming around blood, and it is a console exclusive for the

Mr Crawling feels things HC 1 P [fem!Reader]

Warnings and tags: English is not my first language, nsfw mdi, suggestive thèmes, almost happened non-con, cringe ig, a bit angst, will be comfort. Wanted to write a quick smut HC, but wrote too much

thinking about the mario and sonic olympic games. does bowser even know they’re kids does he know eggman is straight up trying to kill kids. i don’t think he would stand for that

he finds out metal sonic is eggmans teenage (sorta) son (sorta) and thinks about how eggman treats metal and he gets pissed the fuck off. FUCK that guy!!!!!!!!!! he’s never helping him with a scheme again #divorce

eggman bowser fistfight in the cafeteria

well why do you think they stopped making those games? thats right, bowser found out

well why do you think

they stopped making those games? thats

right, bowser found out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Manfred keeps walking in on Emmrich and Rook having sex. 

He doesn’t understand what’s happening but they always seem happy afterwards so it must be good. The first time they notice him, Emmrich gives him a talk about privacy but doesn’t explain what they were doing.

When Manfred learns to speak, he asks. Emmrich gives him a technical explanation and now Manfred knows what, but not why.

So naturally he turns to his other parent and asks Rook who promptly hands him a romance novel (four scarves fluttered in shock out of five) and says it should answer his questions.

Manfred reads the book with his two best friends, Assan and Spite. Assan is mostly uninterested but Spite is fascinated. He has a lot of questions that Manfred doesn’t know the answers to, so he offers to ask his Dad.

Which is how Emmrich ends up having to answer Manfred’s questions about “throbbing members” and “quivering flesh” while Johanna loses it (yelling) and Rook loses it (laughing).

As Emmrich is explaining that they’re metaphors, Lucanis bursts in and demands to know why Spite is asking about “heaving bosoms.” Rook suddenly remembers something extremely urgent that they have to take care of in Minrathous and vanishes.

Emmrich, who firmly believes that there is nothing shameful about consenting adults having sex, suggests that Lucanis explain it to Spite himself. Lucanis, who would rather eat a meal prepared by Viago than explain sex to a demon, tells Spite to ask Emmrich next time Lucanis is asleep.

And that’s how Emmrich ends up teaching a sex ed class at two in the morning.

once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

this is a horror story

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