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Alexx | 29 | they/them (trying out they/he maybe) Icon/banner by pauvre-lola! I play dungeons and also sometimes dragons Tumblr veteran from the 2010s, starting fresh, this time with more hyperfixations. Queer, nonbinary, disabled, neurodivergent, obsessed with classical history, literature, art, TTRPGs, video games, and pretty dice. Hit me up on Flight Rising (wardentabris#665263)!

Promoting my fic as a whole! It wasn't updated for a long time for irl reasons, but it's back, and I'm not sure how to reach people other than posting it on Tumblr!

An elf-blooded mage flees Ferelden during the Blight, only to find himself at the center of an era of upheaval that will shake the world. Percy Hawke--apostate, fugitive, revolutionary--and his journey have been well documented and scrutinized, but the most famous accounts are not the most trustworthy. To understand the events of Kirkwall's rebellion, one must understand its Champion; and to understand the Champion, one must know his tale.
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Send me a Ship and a Number and I will Write a Kiss

  1. …good morning.
  2. …goodnight.
  3. …goodbye.
  4. …where it hurts.
  5. …where it doesn’t hurt.
  6. …on a falling tear.
  7. …to shut them up.
  8. …in secrecy.
  9. …in public.
  10. …desperately.
  11. …in joy.
  12. …in grief.
  13. …discreetly.
  14. …casually.
  15. …passionately.
  16. …lazily.
  17. …to distract.
  18. …as encouragement.
  19. …for luck.
  20. …on a scar.
  21. …on a place of insecurity.
  22. …in a rush of adrenaline.
  23. …in relief.
  24. …in danger.
  25. …as a ‘yes’.
  26. …as an apology.
  27. …as a suggestion.
  28. …as a lie.
  29. …as a promise.
  30. …as comfort.
  31. …after a small rejection.
  32. …to wake up.
  33. …forcefully.
  34. …to pretend.
  35. …to gain something.
  36. …to give up control.
  37. …without a motive.
  38. …because they’re running out of time.
  39. …because time’s run out.
  40. …because the world is ending.
  41. …because the world is saved.
  42. …out of pride.
  43. …out of greed.
  44. …out of lust.
  45. …out of anger.
  46. …out of envy or jealousy.
  47. …out of spite.
  48. …out of habit.
  49. …out of necessity.
  50. …out of love.

Inspire me, tumblr folks!

Everyone, if you've been intrigued by my slow descent into Warhammer hell, now is the time to act!

The game is 45% off, only $28. That is a fantastic bargain, considering how much enjoyment you'll get out of it

If you have questions or are on the fence, let me know! I will attempt to quell them!

A really dumb and messy comic where no-one is on-model (I'm so sorry Varric). Click the dropbox link (or here) for proper resolution or w/e idk how Tumblr hosts images.

My Hawke did really well in @becausedragonage’s Battle of the OCs :’)

Feat. @mythals-whore’s Cyri Mercar, who was out for blood from the get-go

(The other two who join Hawke in the land of the dead are Cianon (@/wardentabriis) and Madeleina (@/rookinthecrownest))

(If you saw me post this two seconds ago and then delete it shhhh I had to fix the image it was unreadable)

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

“Ugh,” said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.'

“hardened Neve” this, “hardened Lucanis” that

I raise you hardened Rook

it doesn’t matter which city Rook saves—a part of Rook dies that day regardless

it doesn’t matter how great of a friend, lover, or hero Rook becomes—something or someone always slips through fingers like Rivaini sand

it doesn’t matter how Rook runs themself ragged saving the world while keeping their team alive—a companion is still dead and still another’s been taken and Rook’s been irreparably altered by the regret prison and Minrathous still ends up sacked and Varric’s a fucking figment of Rook’s imagination and—

the conclusion comes quietly, gently, without fanfare, written under soothing aquamarine light, an empty cup spills red onto thick parchment and green cushions

the Caretaker bows their head goodnight, keeps vigil over Rook’s shut door

a former lover and perhaps a few companions finally make their way up the stairs, seeking; Lucanis is cooking tonight

Rook’s never been late for supper before.

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Tumblr Tuesday: Nineteen Years of Neil

Two days ago, that momentous time in April blessed us once more: the anniversary of Neil banging out his tunes. It's been 19 years, and Neil still brings us joy each year in April, famously the cruelest of months. In celebration of this fact, some art was created. Please enjoy these depictions of a happy little rattie making some music on a toy piano.

(Lest we forget, April 13 also marked the 16th anniversary of Homestuck. Happy Homestuckness to those who celebrate; we've added a few small treats for you <3)

@crafftypenguin:

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Tumblr Tuesday: Nineteen Years of Neil

Two days ago, that momentous time in April blessed us once more: the anniversary of Neil banging out his tunes. It's been 19 years, and Neil still brings us joy each year in April, famously the cruelest of months. In celebration of this fact, some art was created. Please enjoy these depictions of a happy little rattie making some music on a toy piano.

(Lest we forget, April 13 also marked the 16th anniversary of Homestuck. Happy Homestuckness to those who celebrate; we've added a few small treats for you <3)

@crafftypenguin:

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