Imagine stroking it here
Damn bitch you live like this ?
Put my fuckass monolith in front of my bed and i jack off in front of it
My stupid fucking wife keep putting this stupiud obelisk in front of my tv i cant watch the fucking game
Who up playing with they obelisk
Do you think love could blossom in a place beyond space and time?
Im a creep
My wifes boyfriend is really annoying
I fucking hate it here
My hungry ass could never watch 2001 a space oddyssey
Smoking that shit that made 2000 one
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
A vile bauble of gods vanity
I cant be watchin food network this late im gettin hungry as fuck 🤣
Get high and think of me
WHISPER FOUL THINGS IN MY EAR YOU'RE BELOW ME MORON
Trying to slap my salami but this thundercunt of a walrus wont go the hell away
These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see em
My ancestors are proud of me. Could you say the same?
Can he die
AT THE END OF TIME IT FOLLOWS ME. IT FOLLOWS ME INTO DREAMS, MY NIGHTMARES, AND NOW OBLIVION. WHEN WILL IT END?
I be biting the chewy part of the cough drop to make my teeth a little sharper
My circle small but we crazy
This fucking sucks i wish i was in my room jerking off
Im tryna watch the towerfall but a bunch of gnomes built this fuckass wall to block the tele
I can imagine anything
The 2000 and one got me moving like an invasive species
this is a tumblr post i would reblog if i hadnt blocked emu for posting that stupid fucking monolith 1 billion times
These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see them
If I had a penis I would fuck the clay-rich soil of the riverbed
Im going to kill myself i cant tickly touch it anymore
Kyaaaa, trips over my shit and dies
I swear to god if emu makes any more monolith posts im gonna shit bricks
I wish my wife would leave so i can jack the fuck off
Would you rather have a gay son or thug daughter
Smoking that shit that made 2000 ten
Would
This pleasant gradient shows up at your front door
Fucking the thing at the mall
My wifes boyfriend keeps fucking up my goon cave with his weird fucking abstracts
Oh god i am so incredibly hard right now someone tell my exwife to leave the room
Holy Moly
Cross faded off some 2000 and ten
Im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath
Dave, holding it in will not make you higher.
Ohhhhh shit welcome to hell guys nut up or shut up aagggghh let it rain blood and bones
ohhh so the pain is forever and endless i get it now
Make a glory hole
That fucking monolith that I hate
Dear Heavenly Father, please send this cracker back to the factory. Amen.
Tryin to watch the game but my stupid bitch wife hasnt paid the bills
AWKWARD
gone to dame da soon i think im about to baka mi cry
maybe we could just push it over?
trying to do a cock hero but the heart in my floorboards keeps beating to damn loud and throwing me off 🤣🤣🤣
The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.
what if instead of 2001 a space odyssey it was 2000 and one a Freaky odyssey
everyones a critic
happy pride
another image of this fucking monolith with some bullshit written on it
what if trump was actually just really dedicated to the bit and at the old age of 87 years on his deathbed he says "HEAR MY MESSAGE, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GREAT LAKE MICHIGAN LIES MY BOUNTY. I CALL OUT TO YOU ALL MY LOYAL PATRIOTS... SEARCH AND IT WILL BE YOURS!" and at the bottom is a chest containing a clay tablet that is dated back 1000 years that details the entirety of trumps life and afterwards to the discovery of the tablet
tch whatever....... i dont even care.......im just gonna go touch myself.....
sometimes i drink water like an alcoholic father
let it be known
babe i hear the icecream truck
buhg brigade hungry
I need some time to relax and bounce on dick.
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