Republicans: we can just have Elon Musk go to Wisconsin and give everyone money. He'll give them a million dollars. It's all legal as long as we hold power forever and can stop anyone from doing anything to stop us. All of Wisconsin is bribed, nothing can go wrong now
The invincible Susan Crawford:
Wait what the fuck
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
He will not be exiled again
I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.
Hey thats me again.
Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!
Frank
This post has EVERYTHING...
Vlad Miroshnikov, ‘Old Trees’, 2019 Oil on Canvas, 110 x 110 cm
this is what friendship looks like
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
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Reality is weird.
Senator Cory Booker is holding the floor of the Senate and says he “will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis”.
He’s still going, BTW.
If he makes it to 7:19 PM, EST–so, three hours and a couple minutes–he breaks the record from when Strom Thurmond filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
Not that that actually does anything, but on the symbolic level it’s kinda neat.
Edit:
Also worth noting, other Democratic senators taking turns to ask questions–very lengthy questions–to give Senator Booker a chance to rest his voice. These include Sen. Chris Murphy, Sen. Andy Kim of New Jersey, Sen. Peter Welch of Vermont, Sens. Dick Durbin and Tammy Duckworth of Illinois, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York, Sens. Tina Smith and Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota, Sen. Ron Wyden of Oregon, Sen. Raphael Warnock of Georgia, Sen. Chris Coons of Delaware, Sen. Mark Warner of Virginia, Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey of Massachusetts, Sens. Chris Van Hollen and Angela Alsobrooks of Maryland, Sen. Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire and Sen. Ben Ray Luján of New Mexico.
List via NPR, as of a couple of hours ago; they seem to be updating it periodically.
Cory Booker has just broken the record previously held by Strom Thurmond.
20 minutes after the record, he’s taking a question from a Senator who was in high school when Thurmond filibustered the 1957 Civil Rights Act.
Don’t let anyone tell you this stuff is ancient history.
How Far From London Can You Get By Train In 12 Hours
Slime mold looking for more nutrients
Slime mold escaping London in 12 hours
This is my all time fav movie gag.
