Carpe diem

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

bro don't waste money buying a fleshlight I'm literally right here

Just once I'd like to see an elaborately dressed well groomed fashion boy dating a girl who only wears big shirts and sweatpants. If I continue to be shown straight people against my will I would at least like them to mix the dynamic sometimes.

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

only responding to work emails with this

failed my bechdel test AND my prostate exam 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #finalsweek

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking

This guy fucked.

"sexually conflicted" he doesn't seem conflicted about it at all

glorious tag thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom​

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

harry potter blog.

If you see me use a comma in a place where there shouldn't be a comma, know that it's not because I'm bad at grammar. It's because I wanted you to read it with an awkward pause there in your mind.

Reblog if your thinking about dick, balls, or meaty pecs

Well now I am

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

Article here | Organization here

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

why are we sleeping on this

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

#I love how she universalizes this#she *is* brilliant#but she makes it clear that the knowledge they look down on has applications#other girls - other girls *like her* - are worth admiration too (via @petpluto)