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So I was in a lot of pain yesterday from doing too much stuff, then I did too much again yesterday. My mom and grandma went to Fred Meyer and got me a mini brands to thank me for all the hard work (and made me promise to do nothing for the next few days.
And look at how cute it is 😭😭
The boba cup is the new one and the cereal was from a previous time
Look at the ice cubes that came with it 😭😭
It's hard to see but they are little hello kitty heads 😭😭 I'm gonna die of cuteness overloard
Dude I do not have words for how pissed I am with MSNBC right now
How come?
In short, I'm upset by how "Joe Biden should resign because of a bad debate performance and we should pick some less-well-known person to run in his stead" is something we're even giving the time of day. I feel like it's just so ridiculous and self-defeating.
I also just finished writing out my feelings a little less shortly over here: (link)
Alternatively here is the text of that post so you can see without clicking a link:
I used to really like watching MSNBC about a year ago. Their imbalanced and often straight false coverage of Israel since last October turned me away. Someone I live with still uses MSNBC as her main source of news. It's seriously just fucking nonsense. I walk through the living room and I hear some of the shittiest, most information-vacant takes I've ever heard on TV. They won't shut the fuck up about Biden resigning and replacing him with someone younger. I can't imagine what kind of damage that being the mainstream moderate-left news' position is going to do to voters come November. What the fuck are they doing?
Huh, okay. Thanks for your perspective. I'm looking at MSNBC and seeing what seems like an unusual degree of DNC-approved "this is our horse and we're riding him" messaging.
Hey I'm revisiting this the next day and I wanna say thanks for providing a perspective outside my own. You've reminded me that the bits n pieces I hear of MSNBC throughout the day are not the whole of their reporting and I'm gonna try to keep from getting pessimistic and black-and-white-thinking about it :)
How's the pessimism now?
That's mean
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
He will not be exiled again
I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.
Hey thats me again.
Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!
Frank
This post has EVERYTHING...
As the puppy on the end of the leash I like the pattern
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Lmfao that so funny
My grandma can be really fucking frustrating sometimes. Sorry long post but I need to vent
I was cooking dinner in my room (I have an air fryer in here) and all the sudden the power went out but I went in the kitchen and those lights were on so I go in my grandmas room cause that's where the breaker switches are and turn ours back on and the power is back!
But when I went in her room first she said I messed up her TV and I was like "No the internet is plugged in in our room so it has to get back on" then after I came back she came in here and was like "the internet still isn't working" but she said it like she was pissed and I'm like "grandma the internet takes a sec to reboot"
Then she comes in here and is saying the light in the fridge isn't on and "it was fine til you started touching things" but I only touched the breaker for the room. Like why is everything my fault.
She is always making little comments like that. Another example is that since we moved I have barely gotten to hang out with my mom. We don't have a couch rn so we have to be in one of the rooms and most nights I'm eating alone and every single night she was in my grandmas room until after I fall asleep.
So finally I was like "Mom can I have one night a week where you hang out with me" and she said yes so now Saturday is hanging out with Sierra day. And so yesterday after we got back from picking out furniture my mom was in my grandmas room helping her with something and then she told her it was my day to hang out with her. And my grandma said to my mom "Everytime I said something to you today you blew me off and talked to Sierra" and then she was mad at my mom. But me and my mom were like???
And then when I was cooking yesterday my mom went to my grandma and said "I'm gonna hang out with you while Sierra cooks" and my mom had eaten gluten so she was burping (she can't help it) and my grandma goes "beltching? Really?" So my mom went back to our room. Then my grandma goes to her and was like "I thought you were gonna hang out with me" so my mom told her what she said and that it hurt her feelings and my grandma fucking goes "I did not say that, I never would say that that's not me" like sure my mom imagined you saying that 🙄
I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post
1. "I always knew he was a creep" is usually something people say when they are skeeved out by someone. A feeling is not enough to report to police.
2. There are a lot of reasons someone might not go to the cops. Out of the first 4 people I told after I got attacked 1 said "you probably just drank too much" and the other two called me a liar even though I had finger shaped bruises on my neck and thighs and some other things I won't mention here. After that I couldn't stomach telling anyone else. Not to mention my attacker was close with one of my good friends and I didn't want to be called a liar by them. Lastly I was and still am pretty scared of my dad and I didn't want him to know.
It has taken me a decade to somewhat come to terms with what happened. There is zero way I would have been able to talk to cops about it. But it is not *my* fault for what a fucking piece of shit like that does. Not to mention most reported SA's don't even end up with a prison sentence.
Just please give people some empathy. Think about what it must be like to go through something like that.
I'm not talking about the victims.
I'm talking about the sanctimonious cuntbags who come out of the woodwork any time some beloved celebrity/YouTuber/creator/public figure/etc. gets outed as a sex pest just to flaunt how they "always hated him" and how they "could tell what he was about" because of some nth level 4d chess mindgames bullshit they made up about how the person in question was secretly including references to their crimes in everything they wrote, said, tweeted, or did, that would make a schizophrenic conspiracy nut who's missing their frontal lobe sound same and reasonable by comparison. Especially when they were singing that person's praises not mere weeks before they got outed.
Probably should have made that more clear from the start, that's on me.
Ahhh! All good thank you for elaborating:)
The nostalgia for Skype is so fucking funny. Like come on. Even now discord is objectively better than it ever was. Skype was genuinely dogshit and anyone trying to pretend like it wasn't either never used it or has completely forgotten what it was like
Skype's groupchats were limited to like 100 people and started lagging and becoming unstable way before you got to that point. The moderation features were extremely basic and close to nonexistent. Your screen was locked into a permanent blinding white light. No distinct channels, no voice chats and no options for customization. No roles, no custom emotes, no officially supported bot API (from what I can remember), the mobile app is (was) dogshit etc etc etc. Like come on. Be serious.
Yes but it is what I used as a teen so my rose colored nostalgia says it automatically better
1. "I always knew he was a creep" is usually something people say when they are skeeved out by someone. A feeling is not enough to report to police.
2. There are a lot of reasons someone might not go to the cops. Out of the first 4 people I told after I got attacked 1 said "you probably just drank too much" and the other two called me a liar even though I had finger shaped bruises on my neck and thighs and some other things I won't mention here. After that I couldn't stomach telling anyone else. Not to mention my attacker was close with one of my good friends and I didn't want to be called a liar by them. Lastly I was and still am pretty scared of my dad and I didn't want him to know.
It has taken me a decade to somewhat come to terms with what happened. There is zero way I would have been able to talk to cops about it. But it is not *my* fault for what a fucking piece of shit like that does. Not to mention most reported SA's don't even end up with a prison sentence.
Just please give people some empathy. Think about what it must be like to go through something like that.
So I have to get a shoulder replacement
The one on the right is my shoulder 2 years ago and on the left is now
It's just bone on bone now
That's no good, you get a cortisone shot for the time being or anything like that or they just letting it deteriorate more on its own?
Getting a cortisone shot would be in my pain management peoples realm to do
But they are sending me to the OHSU EDS specialist people. I've known forever that I would need new knees and maybe hips at some point but like to not even make it to 30 is just fucking with my head
I would think a ortho would be doing that too, but I am also very good at being wrong at times so there is that. Hopefully when they get you all buttoned up after it's all done you can move round without any pain for a good long while.
I am getting injections anyway in a couple weeks!
Yeah that would be the ideal world but I'm more hoping I can just move my shoulder a bit more
So I have to get a shoulder replacement
The one on the right is my shoulder 2 years ago and on the left is now
It's just bone on bone now
That's no good, you get a cortisone shot for the time being or anything like that or they just letting it deteriorate more on its own?
Getting a cortisone shot would be in my pain management peoples realm to do
But they are sending me to the OHSU EDS specialist people. I've known forever that I would need new knees and maybe hips at some point but like to not even make it to 30 is just fucking with my head
This is so good lol
I can't remember how far back it was I sent this to you, lol.
@weaponizedhorse You have EDS too? It sucks. I get pinched nerves way too easily.
Yep! I have the classical type! Nerve pain sucks so much, I'm on gabapentin so that helps a lot, I'm constantly dislocating my left shoulder. it's just. It's hard
