abi

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

the baby’s in there like

STARSHIP 3000

for the love of god, give the editors a raise

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

This is bad. We’re both gonna get fired and I’m gonna die alone.

dinosaurs extinct lol

PERIOD.

where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga

Let’s bring those back

What the fuck am I looking at

Is this what a seizure feels like

my 19 yr old brother puts sports bottle lids on his chocolate milk

thank you for sharing his wisdom with us

If anything other than cheese smells like cheese, it’s disgusting.

this is literally what i look like when i’m reading one of those 20k word fics with the really long lowercase titles that are formatted (like this) and i finally reach the part where the characters both realise they’ve been mutually pining for each other the entire time

me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn

me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out

where are my museum gift shop memes

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

Peperony and chease

I’m going to throw up