Reblogged joshpeck
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
Reblogged macbcth
Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine
"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science
Reblogged joshpeck
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
Reblogged twoghostsswimming
in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
Image ID: a screenshot of text that looks like a heading that says “Not A Good Sign: This Zookeeper Is Hauling Ass” /end ID
Reblogged hauntedwoman
dear followers, today i offer you pingu with simone de beauvoir quote
Reblogged evrenala
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
This
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fucking SLAY
Reblogged twoghostsswimming
awwcutefuzzyanimals
Thinking about something