i create myself

Random if anyone is here that still remembers who tf I am but I have an actual human baby now isn’t that just wild

Jokes on me— I have two of them now 🥹

D’Arcy Carden as Greta Gill

Hedy Lamarr in Ziegfeld Girl (1941)

Ah yes, there she is: the woman who makes your Bluetooth work.

ALICIA VIKANDER as MIRA in  Irma Vep (2022-) | 1.01 The Severed Head

Stevie Nicks at the airport in Amsterdam, after a concert on Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours Tour,” April 1977.

#hugblocked

"Maybe love isn't something that comes full circle. It just ebbs and flows, in and out, just like the people in our lives."

_it ends with us, Colleen Hoover

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

obsessed with this interaction

Me this whole time lmao

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

It is a goddess-created storm in a maelstrom, and you are a horrible Keira Knightley.