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Much Ado About RWBY

@weissroseschnee

This is a blog of all the things I like, RWBY and otherwise. I don't often tag things, but I try and avoid spoilers for RWBY and things that are generally bad (like gore stuff). Header imaged from SAD-ist's Technoblade tribute video. Age 20+

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

Geologist enrichment

Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy

It is absolutely vital that this post be accompanied by her hairdo

Also, in case "Christian dieting and weight loss cult" doesn't sound pure evil enough to make you feel fine laughing about her death (it should, because it is) it's also worth noting that her cult preached extreme forms of corporal punishment that resulted in the death of at least one child.

Also very funny fact I just discovered: at the time of her death (by way of fiery plane crash, as a reminder) HBO was in the middle of producing a documentary about her titled The Way Down. She then died and they released it with that title regardless, which I think was very based and funny of them.

This woman is SO evil, there's SO much history behind her that's interesting and definitely fits the definition of "girlbossing too close to the sun"

Currently in credible amounts of pain. I mean it hurts but lets not go crazy here, very believable level of pain. No need for hyperbole

Currently in credible amounts of pain. I mean it hurts but lets not go crazy here, very believable level of pain. No need for hyperbole

Phil: Oh, there's the Techno Memorial. This is really nice.

Quackity: [Gasps] That's sweet dude, that looks so nice. 🥹 Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– There's two clips I have with Technoblade that I absolutely love watching–

Phil: About the orphans?

Quackity: Yeah, he's like: "I'm the second worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like, "What's the first thing?" he's like, "Quackity. They weren't always orphans."

Phil: Yeah, that's a classic.

Quackity: There's something that I've seen on Twitter–

Technoblade: Oh god, Twitter... 😑

Quackity: And I'm gonna– and I'm gonna pull it up on– No no no, it's nothing bad! I'm gonna pull it on my screen–

Technoblade: Oh, there's nothing good on Twitter...

Quackity: It's your bio, it's your bio. And I've always overthought this, I always overthink this, right? And it says "The second thing- the second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean, Technoblade?

Technoblade: It means that... I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: And what– [Laughs] What's the first worst thing to- to happen to those orph- orphans?

[Techno stares at him in silence]

Technoblade: Quackity, they– They weren't always orphans.

Quackity: [Smile falls as he realizes what that means] 😀 → 😦

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.

it's worth noting that Strom Thurmond set the record filibustering the Civil Rights Act of 1957 and Cory Booker is one of only 14 Black people to ever serve in the US Senate.

Cagliostro is one of those characters where I don't really fuck with her playstyle and I don't even play the fighting game regularly and really I shouldn't like her on principle given she originates from a gacha game. but her design, level of confidence and general vibe are such a banger that she's one of my all-time favorite characters anyway. also trans rights

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

they started paying vas with mothballs???? damn they got a helluva payraise

"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

"Our king, such as he is," the knight in her armor replied as she blocked his sword yet again, not allowing him to get the distance needed for him to use his hands to cast his spells, "asked for my loyalty. He requested I aid him in ending this war with as few lives lost as possible."

"And yet he is not here," the villain countered, "He sends you to fight his fights for him."

"We all have our parts to play," she countered, "A baker bakes, a king makes laws, and a knight defends the people."

"And yet he lives in a castle, but the people do not."

"Our king lives in a modest townhouse in the capital and wears no crown," she replied, "Our castles are to defend the people when those like you decide to invade. Or did you forget that you invaded our lands? We did not. The children of the village of Tanzliebe remember your flag well."

"Those who serve under me do so willingly," he argued, not answering for what she'd said as he once again tried to put distance between them, "They agree to fight in exchange for the security I provide."

"And those that refuse are killed," she snapped, using his brief glance behind himself to throw a dagger at the spellbook in his right hand, damaging several pages and knocking it out of his grasp, "Your workers are fed enough to keep them going, but not enough to thrive. Those children of the towns you conquered were never chased as monsters in this land! We are a peaceful people that you attacked!" Another dagger cracked the magic flute on his hip, causing the magic to burst out. "You pillage our lands! Enslave our people! And still you call it justice?!"

He tried to shout over her, regain any semblance of control over the situation, but she pressed on, forcing him to stick to the defensive as she continued.

"Every member of our army volunteered to join this fight! Every last one of us chose to stop you from trying to kill us piece by piece and you want me to call your actions good?! You want praise for keeping your minions safe to continue serving you? You want praise for providing for widows of soldiers who you conscript into wars in which you turn other women and children into slaves to grow your wealth?!"

She swung more forcefully and rapidly, and he continued trying to back away, now attempting to retreat without her being transported with him.

"I was a child when you burned my home to the ground! I was there when the musicians of Tanzliebe were to the last man and woman put to the sword over a bard's song mocking your flag! You conscripted farmboys and the daughters of millers and cast the rest aside to freeze in the winter's chill!" she snarled, "My neighbors! My friends! My family! All burned or crushed under your oh so gracious hand! My king asks for loyalty and works to earn it! My king serves his people! My king is the breaker of chains and the son of farmers! And my king rides even now to free your captured dragon!"

His eyes widened in terror as her words sunk in. Desperately, he reached for the amulet that would allow him to summon his draconic thrall to him before the enchantments that bound it to his will could be severed. As he grabbed it, however, the red gem burst in his hand and a triumphant roar could be heard from the mountain in which the beast was kept.

He could still salvage this. He just needed to get to the teleportation rune behind his throne.

The sharp stinging of her sword's point in his shoulder tore him from his panicked musings as he dropped his own blade.

She flicked a gemstone at his chest, which stuck there and stung fiercely before it became a crest. A Binding of Judgment. His spells were useless now.

"Your soldiers surrendered when my sworn brothers revealed their families were freed," she stated plainly, "Your workers left their posts when given the first chance. Your minions were harder. You'd indoctrinated them thoroughly, but our queen showed that we meant them no harm and were persuaded to come with her for healing of their injuries. Peace, O Gracious, Noble Villain. That is what my king provides. Peace and a path forward."

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