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gabi (she/her), 26, canada / mortui vivos docent

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gabi / she her / oh my god im 26 previously i was @federations i live in canada!!!!! i work as a grossing technician (organ dissection) and autopsy technician im a big advocate for the laboratory profession essentially for the dev disabled crowd. feel free to ask me whatever but im not a doctor so dont trust my shitass medical advice

anyone can follow. come chill in my abode ill make u a cuppa ovaltine what u may find: some fandom (star trek, housemd, xfiles, etc), stuff i consider funny but may not be, complaining about work, processing my weekly ego death, my Great Ideas

#my new pinned post..........

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#unfortunately yes i was an epic mood for first hour and then immediately shifted to pure depression

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wholeheartedsuggestions

your chances to do big things won’t end at any age. you’ve got time. you’ve got opportunities. being in your late twenties, thirties, forties, etc. isn’t the end.

realizing i use both alcohol and caffeine as social enhancing drugs and i cant actually socialize without caffeine

#OH im an addict . alright #is that alright. is that normal

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I took so many burst shots of this Common Merganser (Mergus merganser) with its crayfish prey that I realized I could make a gif out of it. So I did

#infinite crayfish torment gif

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Sigourney Weaver and a Xenomorph in a photoshoot for Alien (1979) directed by Ridley Scott

average 1ba apartment price in this city is ~1400 price a month but whenever u ask a person how much they are paying its always like. i pay 7 dollars a month and i havent paid for utilities in 20 years. how tf did you manage to achieve this . am i getting pranked

#like statistically everyone u talk to got a great deal #how is that possible #i guess the answer is ppl who didnt get a great deal just wont answer your question #Anyway im getting shamed for my new monthly rent but its lower than the average leave me alone 😭😭#its not easy here ok we have no raise limits. so landlords can do whatever tf they want

love opening PACS imaging and scrolling thru a scan before realizing i dont know what im looking at + how to interpret it + how it could help me at all

#this ones for all my med mutuals out there. sometimes i will turn on the scroll loop so it continously scrolls and i feel like im watching #a music video or smth #most of the time i can understand it a bit. and it helps me orient my specimens. EXCEPT ultrasounds #fuck that i cant understand a damn thing

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#top 6 scrunglers

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#i have asd i can routinely sleep 12+ hrs without waking up (at least any wakes long enough that i remember)#id say maybe a quarter of nights ill wake up to pee around 3 or 4 am #but otherwise its honkkkk mimimimi #^not that my weekday schedule allows for 12hrs 9 at most

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Nintendogs Chihuahua & Friends (2005)

#me if the world was fair

yayyyyy participated in a fMRI research study on autism today. i hope i got a good score in autism, which is a normal and achievable goal

#i feel kind of bad. for the data #bc most of the studies ive participated so far have been on storytelling language understanding representations etc etc #which i think im actually really good at. i love Imaginative Play yippeee #so perhaps im even scoring better than a neurotypical. or maybe im delusional and my scores r ass #listen i think im very good at understanding social constructs empathy intrinsic behaviors implicit understandign etc etc. i just cant do #those things for shit. i may understand it but it doesnt translate into any useful life skills

when youve not perforated or cut any organs so far bc ur a Pro and the extremely full stomach rips just as youre lifting it up and u get peas and carrots everywhere

#one of my grossest posts yet. so imagine being there irl #btw the hospital vegetable medley is a terrible last meal. probably with chicken and rice. all boiled no doubt #my last meal of choice ummmm cantonese chow mein -watermelon -pavlova -lemonade

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If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn't look

#post that makes me remember i have a db cooper sweater

just bought green beans and they were 8$

#its like 4 servings. for 8 dollar i should have enough green beans to feed the entire city

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cybertrad-deactivated20250311

You're so fucked

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