Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

This post inspired by how Genis in Tales of Symphonia canonically uses a ball and cup toy (kendama) because he's a kid

But because everyone in the game also gets an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ancient Weapon, the game has to find a way to make an Ultimate Evil Super Cursed Ball and Cup Toy. You know. For evil children.

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

you are doing great 🌷

somebody needs to tell the nintendo execs that discord exists

"The price on the new console is outrageous, but I have to buy it because they're making an exclusive sequel to the game I liked!"

If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

PSA

"specialest girl" - the most special, likely sufferer of tummy ache

"specialist girl" - trained in operating advanced equipment

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow

the impact "bnuuy" had

Kikuri's day out

mutuals do this