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listen to i wont hurt you by the west coast pop art experimental band ok

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

Hopper: *Just trying to make sure this kid doesn’t die before his brain is fully developed*

Steve, to everybody in the waiting room: Hopper wants to shoot me. He told me that in the car.

Waiting room: *sends Hopper dirty looks*

Hopper: That’s - I didn’t say that.

Steve: He said he wants me to get shot.

Hopper: To get a shot. A flu shot.

Starcourt happens and Steve’s parents do a complete-180 on him. All of a sudden, all they can talk about is their hero son.

They’re suddenly always home. Always next to him. Talking to him. Talking about him. Taking an interest in his life.

His dad even offered him a position at his firm again, and just-

No. No, god no. This sucks and he hates it. They’re having expectations again. His mom is talking about him marrying ‘that girl you worked with. The newspapers will live that.’

Steve needs to do something. Something drastic. Something-

“You want to date me?”

“No, Munson. Are you listening?”

“I’m listening,” Eddie says, perched on his drug table in the woods like a bird. “Sounds like you’re asking me out.”

“I’m asking you over,” Steve replies. “To piss off my parents.”

“You said make out on your couch.”

“Yeah, that’s the piss off part. You in or are you in?”

“Oh, I am.”

There’s just something about Steve with a blue collar

Big headcanon in my steddie!dads ‘verse that anytime Nancy has to go out of town and Robin can’t go with her, she always crashes at steve and eddie’s, and that usually goes something like this:

Robin: nancy in morocco for five days :(

Steve: What is your ETA

Robin: i’ll be there in an hour

and then steve and eddie have this convo:

Steve: Robin’s staying for a few days

Eddie: Sick, wanna make her babysit? Date night?

Steve: *pout*

Steve: But…Robin’s coming.

Eddie: okay nvm

And then they all just hang out at home, and Robin is the most chaotic aunt in the world. 

Robin, to Moe: Are we making friendship bracelets?

Moe: No.

Robin: 😦

Eddie, with 10mo Hazel: Can you watch Hazel while I –

Robin, still in bed: Yes.

Robin: Gimme.

Robin: *dancing around the room with Moe and Robbie to tinny Disney music coming out of a plastic toy*

Robin: Does that thing have batteries we can throw away or what?

Steve: *Walks into kitchen after letting Robin help Robbie unassisted to see that an entire bowl of popcorn has been spilled on the counter*

Steve: Okay…were you watching her.

Robin: Yeah. 

Robin: I just let her do it.

Robin: Actions have consequences or whatever.

Steve: Can Actions or Consequences clean it up?

Eddie, to Steve: You were right.

Eddie: If we left, who’d be here to watch Robin?

Robin, crouched on a kiddie car and careening into the sofa: Who put this couch here?

a tiny trad drawing of my aged-up blorbos in the new installment of old man yaoi

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random steddie sketches :]

Steve isn’t bisexual, he just engages in behaviors such as mutual masturbation and make out sessions with his male friends.

Steve discovers this is not normal when playing truth or dare and Robin asks who his first kiss was.

“Tommy.”

“Excuse me, what?”

“It’s Tommy?”

“You’re not straight?”

“Guys do that all the time, you don’t understand.”

“If you don’t like men, Steve, you don’t want to kiss them. Are you saying you have repeatedly engaged in homosexual behavior?”

“Uh”

“Have you kissed men or engaged in sexual behaviors with them?”

“I mean, what counts as sexual behavior?”

“It’s gay if you need clarification. I don’t need to know what happened, but you are not straight.”

“So, what have I been doing with Eddie?”

“WHAT THE- EDDIE?”

Eddie’s heart racing and hands sweating when both Robin and Steve looked at him, now that they stopped screaming at eachother and remembered that he was with them in a room. The thing between Eddie and Steve was still very new so they hadn‘t really talked about what they were. Also Eddie had no idea when you should have THE TALK and just thought Steve would be the one to initiate it. Because Steve had definitely more expierence with realtionships than Eddie. Also more expierence with guys for that matter he had never been very secretive about it and now Eddie understands why. Wtf why havent they talked about that???

„Uhm steve but you do know that I‘m gay right?“ Eddie asks his voice sounding hoarse because of his dry mouth.

Steve looks at him completely bewiliderd. „What why did you not say something?“

Eddie almost laughs because this feels so surreal. „Well I thought I was pretty clear when I kissed you on the mouth with tongue!!!“ He screams and there are now tears in his eyes.

Steve just shrugs „Culd still be just a dude kiss u know?“ As if thats a totally normal thing to say.

„A dude kiss???“, Robin screams. „For fucks sake we really need to get that last jock braincell out of your head!!!“

Steve sighs und looks at them confused. „But how could I be gay? I mean I liked a lot of girls!“

Robin sounds like she wants to strangle him right and there while Eddie feels like he will pass out any second.

Finally Robin says: „Steve I know that but that still doesnt have to mean your straight maybe you just like both?“ She doesnt sound so sure either when Steve looks at her with big eyes.

„WHAT??? thats possible???“

Eddie cuts in because robin looks a bit lost herself:

„Yes Steve the word you‘re looking for is bisexual and I really dont wanna step into your sexuality crisis but I would like to know if you really like me or not because I for sure really like YOU so now I feel pretty dumb and obviously I don’t want to force you in a gay relationshio but I think then we have to stop with the kissing and sex stuff and just be friends again…“

„SEX STUFF???“, Robin just screams while Eddie rambles on.

„Eddie“, Steve stops his rambling and lays a hand on his shoulder. „Okay maybe I didn‘t really know what my sexuality is but I do know that I really like you and I like to kiss you very much and I love hanging out with you and falling asleep next to you and now that I think bout it this feels the same like when I had a crush on Nancy and I fucked that up real bad so I dont want to fuck this up with you okay?“

Eddie can now feel tears streaming down his face and he just gets out a sobbing „okay“ when Steve takes his face in both of his eyes and comes very close and whispers:

„Can I kiss you now? In like a very not straight way?“

Eddie sobs and grins: „fuck yeah!“

Their kiss is soft and salty full of both of their tears and Robin wants to scream at them but she can‘t because their so adroble. As soon as they let go of eachother, which takes a lifetime, Robin groans: „I can’t beliebe you had your first gay kiss when you were like twelve and now you even have your frist gay relationship and I havent even been kissed once ugh why I am friends with you!“ before she attacks steve and gives him a bone crushing hug.

I KNOW I'm funny but do you wanna FUCK me

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

'your foot is wiggling' WELL SORRY I DON'T HAVE A TAIL

no one is immune to knight gender 

He’s talking about his new campaign… 🥰