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@whatsnewalycat / whatsnewalycat.tumblr.com

aly | 30+ | USA
she/they | queer | 🔞
i write things and post nonsense.
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This is an 18+ blog. DNI if you're under the age of 18.

I write fanfics for Pedro Pascal characters but post whatever. You’re an adult, you can figure it out.

Most Recent Writing:

On The Docket:

  • Untitled Mall Santa Dieter Bravo
  • Ch 8: Wyoming (Part Five) / Passenger (Trucker!Din Djarin x OFC)
  • Baptism / Stepdad Joel Miller
  • Ch 11: Fearless Moral Inventory / Designated Person / Frankie Morales x f!Reader

Feel free to talk to drop in my asks or DMs if you ever wanna tell me a spooky story or talk about almost anything your little heart desires 🖤✨

(Full disclosure: it sometimes takes me a bit to respond bc I am a gremlin with social anxiety. If you’re like “wow they’re not responding to me they must not like me” no way, it’s 100% a me problem I promise.)

#welcome to the shitshow#whatsnewalycat writes
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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

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puddletumbles

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

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thebloggerskaramazov

the only good april fool’s joke

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The only way I can watch Chernobyl is by alternating between nervous giggles and screaming at the tv

#it’s just#tehehehehhehehehehehhehe FUCK THATS BAD DONT TOUCH THAT hahhaahahahahahha#chernobyl hbo#radiation is so FUCKING SCARY oh my god#I’m coping by writing the tags out right now so let’s see#I love that they took a historical event and shot it through the lens of horror#the terror does the same thing and has like so much cast overlap (lotta white dudes dying horrifically)#they’re like soul sisters to me (chernobyl and the terror)#anyway#i have a crush on jared harris
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being a cat lover is so funny because it's like. so there's this animal that produces some of the worst smells you can imagine and may give you bites that get infected on a whim and does respond to basic training but will at any time decide to just do its own thing anyway. it doesn't produce anything of material value and doesn't like socialising and doesn't have a job. it spends most of its life sleeping but will wake you up at ungodly hours for food and attention. it loves pissing and shitting and vomiting on your things. did i mention it smells Really Bad. and you will love this animal. you will do anything for this animal.

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Love nonbinary people forever, regardless of how they look, how they present, what pronouns do they look or whether they want to pursue medical transition or not. An AMAB nb person has a beard and looks like a bear? Good for them. An AFAB agender person is breasting boobily down the stairs? Good for them! A genderflux person decides to pursue medical transition and still be genderflux? Fantastic stuff imo. A nonbinary person does not want to disclose their ASAB? Also great! Again, love nonbinary people forever, unconditionally so.

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