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Whattfisausername

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She/her. University fashion student. Bi. AuDHD. Current special interest: BatFam. Free Palestine.

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To my American friends.

I’m not joking.

I am researching how to help people get into Canada.

If you are seriously considering moving in the wake of this election (which is completely reasonable), message me and I will see what I can do to help.

And to those who don’t have the option to leave, I am so, so, so fucking sorry.

I’m sorry your fellow citizens betrayed you. I’m sorry your leaders don’t value your life.

Update: I’ve found this website that seems to have a pretty comprehensive list of different immigration programs Americans can use to move to Canada. It also has some self-assessments to see what programs you might qualify for. I’ll keep looking for more information (I’m thinking of putting together a research guide) but hopefully this can be a starting point.

I’m calling this operation GTFO (Get Tumblr Friends Out)

Excerpt from the start of a Selina/Bruce/Talia fanfic I’m writing.

“Come with me,” Bruce said, holding his hand out to Talia.

Behind her flames were illuminating the sky and ashes colored the ground in black.

“You don’t agree with Ra’s and you could achieve so much more out there.”

Her childhood home was burning. The floors were she took her first steps were breaking apart.

“Is that everything?” Talia asked.

Her mouth was dry. She still hadn’t let go of her sword. It had been her tenth birthday gift. She had gotten training swords before it, guns, throwing knives, but not a proper sword.

“And I’ll miss you,” Bruce admitted. His eyes seemed so much more blue now that she could see the red, orange and yellow reflect in it. “You’re my best friend.”

Bruce voice cracked and for a split second he looked as young as Talia wanted to feel.

“I’ve never had a best friend,” Talia replied. She lowered the sword, then with a harsh move she stuck it into the ground and took Bruce’s hand.

“Me neither.”

Bruce grinned and Talia laughed. They ran down the mountain, away from the compound, freedom pushing them forward. Talia felt giddy, like the teenager she was never allowed to be.

Behind them Talia’s prison was burning.

Can you make more brutalina content?

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Hi!! OMG ANOTHER BRUTALINA FAN!!!!!

Here are some headcanons!!

  • Bruce and Selina are the ones who go out on patrol since they are still very much involved in the vigilante life.
  • Talia, on the other hand, has toned down quite a bit, instead wanting to focus on being a mom. I originally was thinking of her starting her own business or something, but I saw a post suggesting her as a teacher at Gotham Academy, and I love it. It suits her a lot, so that’s what I’m going with.
  • So while they’re out with the other family members, she’s at home doing work, chores, helping out Alfred with anything, and/or spending time with the little kids.
  • That’s right: Helena Wayne is the baby of the family, and she loves each of her parents. She’s especially close with Talia.
  • Selina is the best parent to go shopping with. She doesn’t mind spending the money and she’s totally willing to indulge her kids if they want junk food. It’s not like they don’t burn it off with training later, anyway.
  • When it comes to mornings, Selina is absolutely the one who sleeps in. Bruce is the first to wake up, then Talia, and then there’s Selina who could sleep until past noon.
  • I see a lot of headcanons about Bruce being a terrible cook, but I just don’t believe that? Like you’re telling me a man who is versed in so many talents and fields cannot cook? He wasn’t totally spoiled by Alfred either, I could see him stepping up and trying to cook for his only paternal figure.
  • Anyways, I hc him to be a very good cook. Breakfast and cook-outs are his specialty.
  • Talia is also an amazing cook, probably the best out of the three of them. Selina is…probably the worst. Ok no she’s not terrible but there is a chance of her burning something or just…not following the recipe.
  • But Selina is definitely the best at cleaning out of the three of them.
  • She can get the room cleaned, dusted, and vacuumed in like five minutes.
  • Probably bc she’s used to cleaning up after her cats tbh
  • Their favorite thing to do together, just the three of them, is curl up on the couch and watch a movie. It sounds simple but it just means so much to each of them.
  • Bruce is at the side, Talia leaning on him, with Selina lying down over both of their laps.
  • Selina playing with Bruce’s fingers while his other hand is draped around Talia, who is absentmindedly stroking Selina’s hair.
  • They’re just kind of in their own little world, those few moments where it just revolves around the three of them
  • Don’t get me wrong, they love their family and never stops thinking of their loved ones. But every lover wants that moment.
  • Ok now I gotta stop somewhere XD
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"he gets that from his father" talia says about something jason does that she definitely subconsciously instilled in him while he was recovering

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Talia and Bruce as divorced parents haphazardly co-parenting their insane children is SO funny to me.

Everything Talia dislikes is Bruce’s fault. Bruce blames anything weird on Talia. The truth is somewhere in the middle. They’re BOTH insane and have raised and co-parented insane children.

And they kind of miss each other when they see those glints and memories in their kids 🥹

Talia remembering Bruce’s stubbornness when Jason grits his teeth through a broken leg and insists on sparring again. Bruce feeling nostalgic for the time Talia bit him during a spar when he sees Damian bite a goon who got too close. You know, normal stuff.

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Aww

As a Brutalia/Brutalina fan I love this.

Selina finds out about the crazy ex but instead of going six miles away from the whole mess she enlists the kids to help her give them three parents and it's chaos. More chaos than usual. She's also the shortest of the three I HC (I mean just look that tiny comic her next to Jason) and I think it's hilarious if Bruce is shorter than Talia.

Selina Kyle and Talia al Ghul are Tiger Moms to their boys.

"Kitten" and "Habibi" are shouted in encouragement and reprimand frequently on Gotham rooftops. Both Jason and Damian would prefer it if the two stopped showing up to their events, whether it be Damian's fencing tournaments or Jason's interrogations, Selina and Talia stand together yelling advice and cheering (they also have a tasteful assortment of healthy snacks in case one of the boys forgot to eat).

BRUTALINA

Talia: If Bruce is your husband, then why is he-
Selina: We’re polyamorous.
Talia: ...
Selina: He's ours to share.
Talia: ...
Selina: Now kiss me.
Talia: ...Okay.

Batman is my bicycle, i will ship that old man with EVERYBODY and i say that without shame

SuperBat? Obv

WonderBat? Even better

Brutalia? MY GOAT

BatCat? They are MY married couple

GhostBat? DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

BatArrow? Best childhood friends to lovers

BatLantern? Yes ofc

Bruce x Constantine? Dont put me in a room with those two

TwoBats? Ah yes, my fav tragic love history

LEGO batman x LEGO joker? Sure, but only in that font

SuperWonderBat? YOU KNOW i love my trinity

Brutalina? I haven't tried it but I sure like it

Feel free to tell me your ships so i can ship that man with even more people

but what I don't support, NOT EVEN A BIT, is batcest, don't start that sh*t with me

Selina getting with Bruce and Talia would be awesome and Damian would be so impressed that the cat loving thief got with his parents

DC DemonBatCat prompt: Important news

Talia sneaks into the Wayne Manor to tell Bruce some very important news, a stack of papers from her visit to a personal gynecologist in her hands.

But as she comes closer to Bruce's bedroom, out of a guest room comes Selina, grumbling to herself while holding… a pregnancy test stick.

Their gazes cross, they freeze in place, both eyeing the objects in the other's hands.

"Please tell me you're not here to tell Bruce you're pregnant too" Selina groans desperately.

Talia takes a breath, "I'm afraid it is exactly why I'm here."

"Crap… I knew we three had too much at that party…"

I hate love triangles、so, I rather it go the opposite way.

The meme “Por Qué No Los Dos?” (Why not both?)

There are people – some in my own Party – who think that if you just give Donald Trump everything he wants, he’ll make an exception and spare you some of the harm. I’ll ignore the moral abdication of that position for just a second to say — almost none of those people have the experience with this President that I do. I once swallowed my pride to offer him what he values most — public praise on the Sunday news shows — in return for ventilators and N95 masks during the worst of the pandemic. We made a deal. And it turns out his promises were as broken as the BIPAP machines he sent us instead of ventilators. Going along to get along does not work – just ask the Trump-fearing red state Governors who are dealing with the same cuts that we are. I won’t be fooled twice.
I’ve been reflecting, these past four weeks, on two important parts of my life: my work helping to build the Illinois Holocaust Museum and the two times I’ve had the privilege of reciting the oath of office for Illinois Governor.
As some of you know, Skokie, Illinois once had one of the largest populations of Holocaust survivors anywhere in the world. In 1978, Nazis decided they wanted to march there.
The leaders of that march knew that the images of Swastika clad young men goose stepping down a peaceful suburban street would terrorize the local Jewish population – so many of whom had never recovered from their time in German concentration camps.
The prospect of that march sparked a legal fight that went all the way to the Supreme Court. It was a Jewish lawyer from the ACLU who argued the case for the Nazis – contending that even the most hateful of speech was protected under the first amendment.
As an American and a Jew, I find it difficult to resolve my feelings around that Supreme Court case – but I am grateful that the prospect of Nazis marching in their streets spurred the survivors and other Skokie residents to act. They joined together to form the Holocaust Memorial Foundation and built the first Illinois Holocaust Museum in a storefront in 1981 – a small but important forerunner to the one I helped build thirty years later.
I do not invoke the specter of Nazis lightly. But I know the history intimately — and have spent more time than probably anyone in this room with people who survived the Holocaust. Here’s what I’ve learned – the root that tears apart your house’s foundation begins as a seed – a seed of distrust and hate and blame.
The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe a lifetime ago didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
I’m watching with a foreboding dread what is happening in our country right now. A president who watches a plane go down in the Potomac – and suggests — without facts or findings — that a diversity hire is responsible for the crash. Or the Missouri Attorney General who just sued Starbucks – arguing that consumers pay higher prices for their coffee because the baristas are too “female” and “nonwhite.” The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here: They point to a group of people who don’t look like you and tell you to blame them for your problems.
I just have one question: What comes next? After we’ve discriminated against, deported or disparaged all the immigrants and the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women and the minorities – once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends – After that, when the problems we started with are still there staring us in the face – what comes next.
All the atrocities of human history lurk in the answer to that question. And if we don’t want to repeat history – then for God’s sake in this moment we better be strong enough to learn from it.
I swore the following oath on Abraham Lincoln’s Bible: “I do solemnly swear that I will support the constitution of the United States, and the constitution of the state of Illinois, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of Governor .... according to the best of my ability.
My oath is to the Constitution of our state and of our country. We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one. I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.
If you think I’m overreacting and sounding the alarm too soon, consider this:
It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic. All I’m saying is when the five-alarm fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.
Those Illinois Nazis did end up holding their march in 1978 – just not in Skokie. After all the blowback from the case, they decided to march in Chicago instead. Only twenty of them showed up. But 2000 people came to counter protest. The Chicago Tribune reported that day that the “rally sputtered to an unspectacular end after ten minutes.” It was Illinoisans who smothered those embers before they could burn into a flame.
Tyranny requires your fear and your silence and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage. So gather your justice and humanity, Illinois, and do not let the “tragic spirit of despair” overcome us when our country needs us the most.

Sources:

• NBC Chicago & J.B. Pritzker, Democratic governor of Illinois, State of the State address 2025: Watch speech here | Full text

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going normal about them. will eventually write a high fantasy au where THEY ARE NOT HALF-BROTHERS?? like everything else is the same because Dark Knight of Steel is beautiful and overall pretty interesting but WHAT‼️

my personal conspiracy is that they were way 2 gay for each other and the writers had to retcot that somehow. MARTHA WAYNE WOULD NEVER 👎

Okay but about the pennywaynes in a/b/o, I'm still fascinated by the dynamic, and there's a scenario thats spinning around in my head and I need to tell you (Im the reader that sent you an ask about them yesterday)

I was thinking, not very long after a diamond sky Thomas has to leave for whatever reason for a couple of days, and Alfred just. Sinks into his beta instincts. He didn't even know they could get that strong, but he spends three days awake, guarding and marking the property, making sure his Pack Omega is resting and taking care of herself, and basically when Thomas gets home, he finds a stressed Martha because she can smell Alfred's anxiety and exhaustion, and a Pack Beta who has been working non-stop guarding the nest.

And here is where I can't decide what's better, Thomas manhandling a struggling sleep-deprived Alfred into the nest, or Thomas being soft, scenting his beta, telling him what a good job he's done, but that it's time to rest.

Idk, but I DO know that Thomas HAS to hold Alfed down by the neck and alpha command him to "stay DOWN."

And Alfred just going limp.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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What if I just screamed!!! Aghhhh you are speaking my LANGUAGE I swear you're like in my head? Yes, this exactly -- all of it, somehow Thomas manages to both chide/order Alfred into the nest AND he's also soft and tells him he did a good job. Because holy fuck yeah, imagine taking on that responsibility and three days later your PACK ALPHA is leaving you alone in the nest with the pack omega and she's PREGNANT? Instincts would be going HAYWIRE. Poor Alfred, he wouldn't sleep literally for days. He'd be so wired. Like Martha would try to drug his tea or something out of desperation and it doesn't even slow him down because his body and instincts are like must wait for the alpha, must wait for the alpha --

Poor Martha and Thomas learn very quickly after that adventure that they can't just expect Alfred to take on all these instincts but also invalidate them. Like yes is it kinda silly not to sleep for three days? Absolutely. But to a freaked-out pack beta that is the ONLY option. You asked him to serve in this role! He is doing the Thing required of the Role!

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